Lance Armstrong's latest blond: Ashley Olsen?!

Ashley Olsen sitting on Lance Armstrong's lap?

According to People, the odd couple shared time together at the Rose Bar in New York's Gramercy Park Hotel on Monday night. An observer described it: "Olsen was very flirtatious and was sitting on his lap."

OK, euuuww. I'm surprised the report didn't have Lance bouncing the little Goth Troll Doll on his knee. What is he thinking? He's 36. She's 21 and about 4 feet tall!

People mag also has them hooking up again early Wednesday morning (which translates to very late Tuesday night) at the Waverly Inn in New York.

If you're as creeped out by this coupling as I am, imagine the nausea two of his ex-girlfriends, fortysomething Sheryl Crow and thirtysomething Tory Burch, must be experiencing.

If Lance decides to date a younger blonde after Ashley, it'll have to be a fetus.

Photo credits: Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong sets a new world record for dating younger and younger blondes.
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