Blonde zombies walk among us
It's Hef's world. We just live in it.
Hugh Hefner is all excited (now there's an euuuww image) about all the new Playboy youth-market clothing, including an activewear line called Playboy Physical. "The younger generation is the future," the 81-year-old men's mag mogul told WWD. Yeah, the future of his dates.
And today in L.A., Victoria's Secret launched its new Body by Victoria Full Coverage Uplift Bra with models who look creepily like Hef's blonde babes. Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum look so much like Hef's matching big-haired honeys, I had to look twice and double-check the photo IDs.
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eeuuw! is right. Is somebody 'cloning' these blond dolls. They are multiplying ! Not that there is anything wrong with being blond, but they all look so much alike !
Blondes are getting far too much bad press. I think a campaign shoudl be launched by teh Presidential Candidates to re-evaluate blonde contribution to American society. Blondes are successful - just ask Blondie! They do not Tippex their computer screens when they make a typo (except in Donnesbury or an Aidan Dowling cartoon) and they are perfetly able to change light-bulbs.
"Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum look so much like Hef's matching big-haired honeys, I had to look twice and double-check the photo IDs."
You have got to be kidding!
Hef's Bimbo Brigade: Overdyed, crispy coifs, Oompa Loompa skin, makeup applied with industrial airbrushing equipment, and vapid facial expressions. None of these "models" are recognizable unless they're hanging off of Hef's withered arm.
Klum and Miller: Both look healthy and natural (for models). Easily recognizable on their own merits. Capable of walking, talking, and thinking at the same time.