Victoria Beckham Smile Watch - Week Two: No grins, just gams!
OK, I understand why Victoria Beckham didn't crack a smile at the game on Saturday. Her hunky hubby, David, had a hurty footy and got into the game only at the very last minute -- and his team lost anyway. Boo-hoo.
But if there was ONE place where Victoria should have had a big grin on her face, it was Sunday night's blow-out Welcome to L.A. party for David Beckham at the Museum of Contemporary Art. The bash was as star-studded as the darned Academy Awards drawing Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Demi Moore, Eva Longoria, Brooke Shields, Bruce Willis, Forest Whitaker, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, Ron Howard, Matthew Perry, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, L'il Kim, Vivica Fox, Tyrese, Jennifer Esposito ... and so on.
But photographers captured only a fleeting glimpse of Posh's teeth when she posed for a group-hug shot outside the party. And it was more of an open-mouthed expression of surprise rather than one of happiness.
More disturbing than Victoria not living up to her promised smile quota increase is the eery morphing of Jada and Katie into Posh Fembots. Notice that both gals are sporting bobs similar to Victoria's asymmetrical short do. And Jada has not only perfected the Posh Scowl, she's also wearing a very-mini-dress that looks almost identical to Victoria's. Brrrr ....
Thankfully, Katie had the good sense not to compete in Victoria and Jada's Best Gams Game. She probably knows when she's been out-limbed. The red vintage Galanos was a wise choice, Katie.
Keep reading to see why women really hate Victoria Beckham....
Women don't hate Victoria for her snooty stone face, unnaturally perky breasts, cool haircut, three miles of cellulite-free legs, eternal tan, trend-setting designer wardrobe or new Beverly Hills mansion.
Women (and men) hate her because she gets to sleep with David Beckham. It's just that simple. And this photo of the Soccer God patting her pert behind just pours salt on the wound.
Photo Credits: Greg DeGuire/WireImage
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One of the best athletes in the world, and how is David Beckham most likely to be remembered in the states?...
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Yes, maybe he needed a sprained ankle to get out of playing. Then he can accompany his wife to all the parties. Bet the investors are waiting with bated breath for a glimpse of his famed prowess on the playing field!!!
One has to admire this shot. Two perfect rearends being appreciated!
I just hope Becks can help the Galaxy win MLS Cup this year. The team will need to overachieve in order to get anywhere.
He is not even the best footballer anymore! 3 years ago - YES. now? NO!
Posh isn't even that good looking. I give her credit for trying hard but she is pretty ugly up close, bitchy and thinks she is above evreyone. But what talent does she have? None.