The Brangelina Genetic Engineering Project
This just in:
The controversial celebrity breeding experiment has proven successful. Little Shiloh - the birth daughter of People magazine's "Most Beautiful" stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - has in fact received the genetic code for Daddy's baby blues and for Mommy's lush pillow lips.
Although truthfully, even if it had gone the other way, or any number of ways, this child would probably still qualify as potential cover material for the magazine's "Most Beautiful" issue in the year 2012.
Shiloh's first People cover was just over a year ago. The magazine paid a reported $4.1 million (which went to charities) for the rights to her first photos. Wonder how much her first "Beautiful" cover will go for.
To get a closer look at the results of the Brangelina Genetic Engineering Project, keep reading...
Photo Credits: James Devaney/WireImage
Wouldn't it be great if Ms. Jolie and her children never had to face another inquiring camera about their private lives? but then elizabeth snead would probably have to do someone's laundry in order to make a living--so what's a girl gonna do--but the messy job of writing claptrack about other people.
There goes that theory that two beautiful people make ugly babies. The kid is so cute she's giving me a toothache.
Actually, I didn't take the inquiring photos of angelina and her baby. The wire image photographers who did are the ones who make the big bucks off celebs. And since this job pays so poorly, I actually do do other people's laundry to make ends meet. how did you know?
Eh. She's not that cute. I've seen prettier babies than her. Brooke Shields' daughter is prettier and even Suri Cruise.
Shiloh definitely hit the genetic lottery. She may even be superhuman.
Suri Cruise is darling, even though her father is a freak and her mother is a slave...
If you're talking about Greer, she isn't very cute.
Shiloh is very cute, but it looks like the only bit of Ange she inherited was the lips - apart from the lips she is a carbon copy of her father. I hope she is a good actress.