Marilyn Manson is really Peter Pan

Yawn. How predictable. Marilyn Manson, 38, tells a French publication he has met his "double," his "twin" who "understands" him and doesn't want him to "change" and "be more responsible and mature" the way his mean old ex-wive Dita Von Teese did.  Evan Rachel Wood - a 19-year-old actress - understands that he likes to rise at dusk and slumber at sunrise. Wonder if the oh-so faux edgy Goth Rocker realizes how incredibly typical middle-aged male his behavior really is. Click here for his amusingly delusional revelations.

Photo credits: Marilyn may wear more makeup than a stageful of Vegas showgirls but he's really just an average immature dork who wants a pretty young thing who worships the ground he sleeps in and likes to do whatever HE likes to do, like turn into a bat or listen to the sweet music of "The Children of the Night" whenever he darn well feels like it. 
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