What happens in Vegas, gets publicized
What happens in Las Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas. It gets publicized. Even non-events as meaningless and ill-attended as Kevin Federline's 29th birthday party this weekend at Pure nightclub get press. Eat your heart out, Britney. Your Fed-Ex has more strippers than you do, nyah-nyah.
Wonder if the hospital gave Britney any pain pills for that TMZ-reported "toothache" she was suffering from this weekend? Hey, she only stayed an hour at the hospital emergency room. Isn't that just about long enough to get a prescription for Percodan? And seriously, who goes to the emergency room for a toothache? She's a celebrity and doesn't have a dentist she can call? How hillbilly is that?
Photo Credits: Kevin Federline presses the flesh with the Vegas Pussy Cat Dolls. It's a bad sign if you have to hire people to come to to your birthday party.
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At least K-Fed wasn't taken out of Pure passed out, like Britney did at the same club on New Year's Eve. I guess FED-EX wanted to show how to party properly, why do you think he picked Pure of all places? Speaking of train wrecks, or at least car wrecks, I saw a doozy of one tonite at Irwindale. Actor/comedy guy Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo. I got photos and a story on my blog: http://francisspecker.blogspot.com/
Does this surprise anybody? Stupid girl must be really desperate!
Poor Kevin, somebody had to help him blow out his candles!