Paris has a hairy night

What happened to Paris Hilton's hair after she left last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Kodak Theatre, otherwise known as Oscar Central?

It exploded!

Possibly inspired by all the attention those sexy, wild-maned VS babes in the runway show were getting -- jealous much? -- Paris loosened her demure pulled-back ponytail and fluffed up her blonde hair (extensions) to pose at the afterparty in the Roosevelt Hotel. One question remains: Is that a dress or a formal dining room window treatment?

Hot Party Gossip: Paris and a guy who looked suspiciously like her former beau Stavros Niacharos were seen sitting alone together and talking in whispers out by the pool. Paris tried to get the guy to go back inside the party by using her wiliest wiles (kissing, hugging, pleading, playing tonsil hockey) but to no avail. The guy -- whoever he was -- stomped off and poor Paris headed back into the VIP party area and posed for more photos.

At least the camera always loves her.