Lindsay scolds, Sandra brags, and Ben sleeps with the babysitter

Never a dull moment at the Hollywood Awards Monday night.

Ben Affleck seducing the babysitter. Sandra Bullock bragging about her husband's sexual prowess. Oliver Stone admitting he was drunk onstage 30 years ago. Lindsay Lohan chiding Morgan Creek producers about that mean "party girl" letter. Now there's a good career move. And a just-outta-rehab Robin Williams thanking the Hollywood Film Festival for the open bar.

"I have to thank the woman who's baby-sitting my daughter tonight," said Affleck, who won Supporting Actor of the Year for his role in "Hollywoodland" about wife Jennifer, who went home after walking the carpet with him. "She's the reason for most of the good things that have happened in my life. So, all you people at my table, if I don't come back it's because I've gone home to make love to the babysitter."

Bullock, who won Supporting Actress of the Year for her role in "Infamous," thanked director Douglas McGrath for taking a risk on  her, "When everyone else was trying to get me to make 'Miss Congeniality: Part Six.'"

Looking at her husband, Bullock added, "And I'd like to thank my boyfriend whom I happen to be married to. You inspire me with the good loving you give me every day - and especially last night! She told the audience,"Really, you have NO idea."

"A little too much booze in the Green Room, Sandra?," joked one of the evening's hosts, Entertainment Tonight's Mark Steines, when Bullock left the stage.

Stone, who picked up the Director of the Year award reminisced, "Thirty years ago I was on this stage for an event and I was ejected. I'd gotten inebriated with two models of sobriety, Richard Harris and Chevy Chase. So here I am again, 30 f--king years later. And it's great to sit here for two and a half hours and know you're going to win."

Even Lohan, who won the Breakthrough Actress of the Year Award, acknowledged her party girl rep. "With all the attention given to my extracurricular activities, it means so much to get an award for something I really love to do and that's act."

But she couldn't help taking a not-so-gentle jab at the Morgan Creek folks. You remember that made-public letter about the producers not believing her tardiness due to "exhaustion" and "dehydration."

"I'd also like to thank everyone on 'Georgia Rule' and at Morgan Creek, because apparently, I was late every day."

But the recovering alcoholic Robin Williams really grabbed the bottle and ran with it. Accepting his Career Achievement Award, he noted, "It's an honor to get a career achievement award and not be incontinent. And it's great to get out of rehab and go to a place with an open bar, thank you! Great to have wine bottles on every table, thank you very much!"

And he just couldn't resist poking fun of another recent rehabber. "It's great to be here standing next to this giant H," he said, pointing the giant onstage gold letter.

"We know the H is for Hollywood, but to Mel Gibson, it stands for Hebrew. Later we'll be showing clips from Mel's new movie, "Punch and Judaism."

Photo Credits: Backstage, Ben and Sandra talk about spousal sex?
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Photo Credits: Oliver doesn't mind waiting for the award. Honest.
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Photo Credits: Robin faux relieves himself at the Starz after-party with Actor of the Year winner Forest Whitaker and Bonnie Hunt.
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