Lindsay flashes, Britney pops and Dakota poses

Hollywood is deserted. Everyone's either at the Toronto Film Festival seeing Oscar-hopeful films or at New York Fashion Week seeing what the 2007 Awards Season trends will be.

Everyone except me.

And since Hollywood is navel ring-drop quiet, I have absolutely nothing to report. I promise there will be a photo-heavy insider story on celeb shopping, Who Sat in the First Row at the New York Shows, on Friday.

But until then, I've been reduced to reading celebrity gossip blogs for amusement. Yes, it's come to this....

So the big question today is: Is Perez Hilton hooked on Firecrotch? Or does he just have friends with too much time on their hands and really cool Photoshop software?

'Cause I find it pretty hard to believe that Lindsay Lohan forgot her underwear again. She may lose a designer bag filled with expensive jewelry in the London airport from time-to-time but gosh, who doesn't? Underwear? Never.

Not that she forgot it the first time. I got an email from Lohan's super chic stylist Rachel Zoe who confirmed that Lindsay was definitely wearing undies under her green chiffon Prada frock at the Venice Film Festival.

So grow up, people. Just say no to Photoshopped celebrity cooch.

According to National Enquirer's breaking news desk, there's a new Tater on the block. And nearly 1-year-old Sean Preston (born Sept 14) and his Caesarean-born new baby brother will be able to celebrate their B-days together. Think of the money Britney and Kevin will be able to save on trailer park barbecue birthday parties. Those clowns, petting zoos and batting cages can mount up.

Teen Vogue snagged Dakota Fanning for her first editorial fashion spread. And they let the child keep a pair of Marc Jacobs boots. This is how it all begins.

And finally, the real reason why Jude Law left his first wife Sadie Frost.

We get it now, Jude

Photo Credit: Photoshop this, PerezHilton! Let's see the blogging crotch-mongers try to make Lindsay's Venice frock -  a lady-like Marchesa gown -  into something lewd and lascivious. 
WireImage/Jeff Vespa