Cruise at "South Park" Party? That'll kill Kenny!
Guests at next week's "South Park" 10th Season Anniversary Bash will certainly feel like they've entered the animated universe of those eternally potty-mouthed prepubscents, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.
The party, which takes place Sept 21 at The Lot in Hollywood, will have a long white carpet. And the equally long photo back dropâ€“ called a "step and repeat" - along the simulated snow-stroll will feature 6-ft high images of past celebrity guest cartoons such as Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Lopez, George Lucas, P Diddy and yes, probably even Tom Cruise, still trapped in the closet.
Live guests will include Drew Carey, Laura Silverman, The Roots, Seth Green, Primus, Paul Rudd, David Spade, Amanda Peet, Bob Saget, Paul Reubens, John Hensley, Tom Lennon and Damon Wayans.
And of course, the men of the hour will be SP's wickedly clever co-creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Oh, their new favorite musical group, Live Six, will be performing.
No word on whether George Clooney (aka Sparky the Gay Dog) will attend. He's reportedly reeeeally busy filming "Ocean's Thirteen" but he has been known to make surprise appearances.
Fingers tightly crossed for George's attendance (Stan Rosenfield, are you reading this?) but I'm on my knees praying that Courtney Love and/or Andy Dick will show up. Love was so trashed at last year's Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson that she lifted up her top and bared her flaccid white belly to the horrified audience.
At the recent Roast of William Shatner, Dick, who behaved "as if his publicist handed him an eight ball and a bottle of vodka before the show," said an observer, was licking the faces of his fellow roasters during the show and backstage, he bit the hand of a New York Post reporter and urinated in front of her. Yeah, good times.
Oh, before I forget, the new season - in case you want to set your Tivo - starts Oct 4. I hope to have more tidbits about upcoming plots and guest stars after next week's party. Don't tell anyone but I'm bringing an eight ball and a bottle of vodka for Matt and Trey.