Whew! Smells like Teen Queen Spirit

Ooo, that smell. Can't you smell that smell?

It had to happen sooner or later: Lindsay Lohan is getting her very own perfume. Hey, it can't smell any worse than Paris Hilton's bottled stench.

WWD also reports that the busy, busy, busy actress/party girl/singer is also planning to open a used clothing boutique in Paris. Seems she now has so many vintage designer duds that she needs a serious recycling program.

Hey, the girl went through three dresses (Calvin, Versace and LaCroix) at the last Oscar parties. Who knows how many she may wipe out at the Emmy parties this Sunday.

And God forbid, she should start repeating herself. I say, Bravo! Sell your used vintage chic to some unsuspecting Parisians.

Photo Credits: Lindsay poses like Brigitte Bardot at Jeremy Piven's party at the Poloroid Beach House. Will she try to pawn this naughty leetle bit of peach lace off to zee French fashion folks? See the cigarette tucked in her hand? Oh, mon dieu, zat is so French.
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