Nicole outsmarts the Pope, Paris goes dark, Jessica apes Madonna
Hint: she got off on a technicality.
Next thing you know these girls will be trying to outsmart the pesky paparazzi by using Superman's fool-proof ploy: Clark Kentish black nerd glasses.
Now, listen up...
To this astonishing comparison of Madonna's "Holiday" and Jessica Simpson's brand new single, "Public Affair." Then you decide.
Photo Credits: Nicole flees the scene of the crime after her church wedding to Keith Urban in Darling Point, Australia.
Photo Credits: Talk about a Sister Act. Paris is the mirror image of pal Caroline d'Amour at the 02 Wireless festival in Hyde Park, London. But forget the black wig. It's the matching tongue action that's really creepy.