'True Blood': Jason Stackhouse is shirtless this Sunday

Um, how good is "True Blood"? I think we should talk about this.

I'm not a vampire girl. Haven't seen "Twilight," probably never will. Hate the sight of blood and gore and all that nasty business.

And yet I'm obsessed with "True Blood."

First season was solid, sure. Last Sunday's premiere, the show was better than I even remembered. But after this Sunday, it's over. My apologies, but there's just no better way to say it... If you haven't been bit by now, you will be turned this week.

I guess it's not all that surprising. Alan Ball is the series' puppet master and I'm sure most of you remember that other show of his, the one about funerals and death and all that's depressing in life... yeah, I guess he's done this to us before.

Anyway, I don't want to give away a lot of what's coming up, because it's just too good, you've got to see it somewhat unspoiled, but I will tell you a couple things...

1) We'll see Jason off to the vampire-hating church camp where his dumb ass truly shines this week. An all-American superstar, that Stackhouse... who gifts us with a couple of great shirtless scenes on Sunday. Again, bless that Alan Ball.

2) DANCE PARTY! DANCE PARTY! At Merlotte's. Sam's not so psyched about it, but I liked it.

3) We're going to find out why Lafayette's down in that dungeon and, holy s%*!, there may be a major game changer coming.  

4) We'll learn a bit more about Tara's new friend, Eggs (Mehcad Brooks), and Sookie's new step-vampette, Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll). They're both complicated, but you can't help but feel somewhat fond of these relatively new characters by the end of the ep... which closes with a couple sweet cliffhangers. You're going to be sick waiting for the following Sunday to come.