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'Top Gear': Riding With The Stig, in Words and Pictures

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Today's cuppa: English breakfast tea (in honor of the U.K. version of "Top Gear")

Top-Gear-Adam-Ferrara-Rutledge-Wood-Tanner-Foust.jpgNext week, I have a syndicated feature story coming out about my day at the set of History's "Top Gear," airing on Sundays. Print readers will have to wait until Sunday, but you can click here to see it right now at Zap2it.

It chronicles my adventures taking a test drive with the American version of the U.K.'s "tame racing driver," The Stig. No, I did not drive, because if I had, it would have been a very, very slow trip around the show's test track at a former military base in Southern California.

Then I sat down with show hosts Adam Ferrara, Rutledge Wood and Tanner Foust to learn why so few cars survive the tender mercies of Ferrara.

(BTW, the identity of the American Stig remains a mystery, but we might know the name of the U.K. Stig. On the other hand, I've heard this one before).

After you read the story, here's a few photos I took that day ...


Tonight's cuppa: decaf Irish tea


HotCuppaTV.gifWhen I was knee-high to a channel dial, almost all the TV I watched was scripted and used actors to tell fictional stories about pretend people. Beyond that, there was pretty much only live news, game shows, talk shows, news magazines and sporting events.

Today, many of the most popular shows on TV, shows that help prop up a network's bottom line, shows that get talked about the next day, are "reality" or "unscripted" or "docu-drama" or "reality-competition" or talent competitions (I'll just lump it all under "reality" for the purposes of this post).

(Below, crab-boat captains Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand of "Deadliest Catch")

Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Andy_Johnathan_Hillstrand_Deadliest_Catch.jpgA lot of people decry the rise of these shows. Some are fans of scripted shows; some are critics; some are actors and screenwriters (can't blame 'em).

While I'm not spending my time watching the Kardashians or "Jersey Shore," I watch a good percentage of reality TV, and it's a percentage that's going up, not down.

I love a good scripted show and am thrilled to pieces when a great new one pops up. But it's not a common occurrence, so my interest is increasingly drawn to shows like "Clean House," "Deadliest Catch," "Say Yes to the Dress" (thanks royal wedding, which made me watch it for research, so I could get hooked), "Coal," "Ax Men," "Ice Road Truckers," "Dirty Jobs," "Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew," "Dancing With the Stars," "America's Got Talent," "What Not to Wear," "This Old House," "Storm Chasers," "Top Gear" and "Ruby."

If you look at my reality list, you'll see that, with the exception of Dr. Drew Pinsky, none of the shows features the scripted staples of doctors, lawyers, cops or detectives. They feature coal miners, truckers, dancers, fashion experts, builders, meteorologists, car nuts and crabMaksim_Chmerkovskiy_Kirstie_Alley_DWTS.jpg fishermen.

They also feature a wider range of ages, ethnic backgrounds, locations, lifestyles and looks than you'll find in most dramas and comedies.

(At right, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Kirstie Alley of "Dancing With the Stars")

Sure, these shows offer a modified version of reality at best (and some are pure fantasy, like "Dancing ...") but each offers a window into lives and professions I'd never see otherwise and which are unlikely to become the subject of a primetime scripted show.

I now have an idea what it takes to get coal out of the ground, catch crab in the Bering Sea, execute a perfect tango, stucco a wall, chop down a tree or recognize when a twister is forming.

And some of the stuff on "America's Got Talent" would never, ever appear anywhere else.

Reality TV is here to stay. It's a permanent part of the economic landscape of TV. Some of it is stellar; some of it is "meh"; and some of it is absolute dreck.

Just like every other kind of TV.

And, by the way, I'm not privy to Fox's bookkeeping, but it wouldn't shock me to know that the ongoing success of "American Idol" figured into the network's fiscal health and just may have had something to do with a scripted bubble show like "Fringe" coming back.

A rising tide lifts all boats -- and speaking of which, it's time to watch "Deadliest Catch," which is as dramatic and compelling as anything created on the page. Time for opie season!

Today's cuppa: Barry's Classic Blend tea

HotCuppaTV.gifA round-up on what's been brewing in my brain today ...

Oscars:
Yeah, it was a while ago, and we know it was epic in its awfulness, but, in my mind, the best part was when Billy Crystal introduced a tape of former host Bob Hope.

Or, as I observed on Twitter at the time: Let's face it, the funniest man on the tonight was both dead and a Republican. Doesn't bode well for modern Hollywood.

Charlie Sheen: Perhaps I am a humorless drip, but back on Feb. 28, in the midst of all of the general amusement over Sheen's predicament, here were my questions as put out on Twitter: Here are my Qs: Has he broken the law? If so, where is LAPD? Has he violated his contract? Is Social Services involved 4 the kids?

Well, Sheen's camp sent out a letter to network CBS and studio Warner Bros., signed by some high-powered Tinseltown legal eagles, so I'm told, so it seems the contract wars are underway.

Then, after Sheen had verbal diarrhea all over several TV networks and TMZ, the police may have taken two of his children away (apparently helping to care for them is Lisa Rinna's former nanny). And there's a restraining order.

Who knows where all this will end, but don't say I didn't ask.

And here's a poll:


iPad2
: Since it's no cheaper than the original iPad, that may make current owners feel a bit less like morons for jumping in early -- but this new one is apparently way cooler. Either way, too rich for my brew, so I'll wait for one to arrive in a gift box (hint, hint).

Piers Morgan: I haven't watched every single episode of "Piers Morgan Tonight" on CNN -- there isn't an instrument that can measure how little I care about Howard Stern or Larry King -- but I've enjoyed every one I have seen, and I've learned something new about each person he's talked to. That seems to me to be what a chat show is all about.

He also does fine with the breaking news, of which there's been a great deal since he premiered.

No, it's not "Meet the Press," but then Charlie Sheen and Janet Jackson aren't John Boehner and Hillary Clinton (and if he gets those folks on and softballs them, I'll squawk, too).

TV Show I've Enjoyed Most Lately: "Top Gear" on BBC America. The episode where the U.K. hosts went up against the Australian ones had me in stitches. Only thing funnier on TV is "Community."

Runner up: TNT's "Southland," whose episode on Tuesday had a rip-roaring shoot-em-up at the end, and a great subplot about the drug and back-pain issues of Officer Cooper (Michael Cudlitz).

'Top Gear': Tim Allen Is the Big Star in a Small Car

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Today's cuppa: English breakfast tea, with toast with Irish butter (just to even things out)

(All photos mine unless otherwise indicated)


Tim_Allen_Top_Gear.jpgAs you all know from this blog post and this feature story, I visited the set of History's "Top Gear" in October, but some of what I saw isn't airing until right about now.

Next Friday, Zap2it will post a story and a video interview I did with rock star Bret Michaels, who is the last celebrity guest in the show's first season.

His episode airs Sunday, Jan. 9, when he can be seen running the test track in the little red Suzuki SX4.

But in the episode for tonight, Sunday, Jan. 2, "Home Improvement" and movie star Tim Allen is the "Big Star in the Small Car." Like Michaels, he's a lover of all things with wheels that go fast. And he did go fast, which was a little unnerving for those of us -- cameraman, publicist, me, etc. -- standing near one corner of the test track, which was right in the direct line of danger if Allen had lost control of the car (not likely, but you never know).

"I told the guys," says Allen in his trailer afterward (at left), "the fire marshal's going to have toTheStigTimAllenCrop 10-20-2010 12-31-57 AM.JPG get involved in this. You can't let people sit that close. He said, 'That's their decision.' 'Yeah, but it will be one of those classic TV-turned-tragedy...'

"It's natural to look at you, and then I'm aiming right at you, so I end up going where I aim."

(FYI, when the show's tame racing driver, The Stig, felt the need to move, we all did as well. Picture at right is the Stig with Allen and a crew member).

Along with being an actor, Allen is also a trained racing driver.

"I took lessons in early '96 or '95,"
he says, "and then I raced for Ford, as much as I could, doing a TV show and movies at the same time. ... It's just a pit, racing. There's no end to how much money you spend on it."

If you look at the "Horsepower" page of Allen's official Web site, it's evident that he has a well-stocked garage, but it definitely doesn't include a little red Suzuki (photo below from "Top Gear"). On this day, he won't know how his time stacked up against the other celebrities until he heads back to the studio for his interview segment, but the Suzuki did prove a bit of a surprise.

TG_10172010_MY-1620.jpg"The interior's dumpy," Allen says, "but it goes pretty well, considering what it is. It's got tiny little tires and tiny little brakes, but it doesn't do bad. It's a front-wheel-drive car. All of those things I don't like, but it goes pretty good. It's not bad.

"The Scourge or the Stick or Schtick, the man with no face, he's a very good trainer."


(For the record, he means The Stig.)

Allen did get to try out a couple of other cars on the "Top Gear" track.

"The Lotus was the most interesting of them, overall," he says. "I don't like the looks of it -- it seemed a little underbuilt -- but on the track it does things beautifully, better than any car out there. And the Chevy Camaro and the Dodge Challenger (photo below at right) are American cars -- big, safe, comfortable.

"They're nice cars. They're for the road. GM doesn't make race cars; they don't do that. They make cars that mimic it, have some attributes of a race car, but they don't
Top_Gear_Dodge_Challenger.JPG do that. Their Corvette ZR1, which I owned for a while, is as close as it comes. It really is startlingly close to the race car that it mimics, as close as any car I've ever been in.

"The new Corvette, if it had better seats, is a race car, the way it sits. It's got race-car brakes, race-car suspension. I had one, sold it for a Cadillac CTS-V, the Corvette-powered Cadillac."


But don't assume that Allen's mixed reaction to the Suzuki means he'd never own a small car.

"I have a Mini-Cooper,"
he says. "I added another 111 horsepower to it; I dropped it, put big black tires and wheels on it, big exhaust. It's fast now. My oldest daughter, if she graduates well from USC, it might be hers.

"I have motorcycles, too. I'm a complete gearhead. I love big trucks, too, and bulldozers and tanks."

Take a Look Behind the Scenes of History's New 'Top Gear'

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Today's cuppa: coffee on the set of Fox's upcoming game show "Million Dollar Drop" (lots of fun!)

On Sunday, History Channel premieres its version of the hit BBC show "Top Gear." Not long ago, I did a set visit to the show's location in Orange County, Calif., south of Los Angeles. Click here for my syndicated feature story on the day.

As a bonus, click below for a slideshow of some of the things I saw there ...




eguiders logo large.jpgWelcome to my eGuiders page, where I've been laboring away, finding the best online video for you.

For your viewing enjoyment, we have a weatherman losing his mind over the Washington, D.C. "Snowpocalypse"; a surprisingly gorgeous music video that casts the Founding Fathers as an '80s hair band (rock it out, Ben Franklin!); a young woman doing strange things with a baby (keeping it clean here, folks); Sawyer's many pet names for his "Lost" companions; a scene from "The Big Bang Theory," sans audience laughter; a "Glee" parody from "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon"; a long but deeply satisfying evisceration of "Avatar"; and a very, very old videogame commercial.

But wait, go to the next page, and there's more! There's a guide to producing the news! There's a movie made by chimps! Reality stars who don't want to make friends! Economic philosophers rapping! "The Late Night Wars" as a Ken Burns documentary! And cars, cars, cars and "Top Gear"!

Whew. I need a hot cuppa now.

Thank you! Good night!
Today's cuppa: Bag Ladies English breakfast tea (of course, English breakfast tea, we're talking 'bout "Top Gear")

TopGear_JeremyClarkson.jpgNo doubt echoing the gasps on the other side of the pond (from months ago, since this aired in the UK last year), American fans of Britain's automobile extravaganza "Top Gear" -- or at least two of them -- were rocked to suddenly see revealed the face of the show's perpetually helmeted "tame racing driver," The Stig.

(Photo at left, host Jeremy Clarkson during a typical "Top Gear" stunt mishap.)

The event that rocked the "Top Gear" world happened during the show's 13th-season premiere, which aired in the U.S. on Monday, Jan. 25, on BBC America.

"Bones" executive producer Hart Hanson, a good friend of Hot Cuppa TV and a fellow "Top Gear" fan, flashed the news across Twitter, tweeting, "The Stig is revealed. Best moment in TV ever!" And he also posted this photo on Twitpic.

Asked for a reaction, Hanson emailed:

I screamed at the TV, paused, and took the twitpic that I put up.

May I tell you that I had guessed his identity?  I'm not sure I'll say that much.  Sounds too much like, "Oh I knew it all along."

 "The Stig" was one of the great TV ideas of all time.  A brilliant "prop",  a brilliant "character",  what's with the name?  And he actually performed like a superhuman. 

 May I also say that there was just enough sauce and irony at the end of the show to suggest they may have been fooling us?  But I don't think so.  I think that's the guy.

 H

 So for those of you who missed the show, here's The Stig before ...TopGear_TheStig_1.jpg


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According to host Jeremy Clarkson, the face above belongs to German Formula 1 driver Michael Schumacher.

Here's a clip of the big moment.

There was a strong reaction in the British press, who suspected that this may have been a publicity stunt, and that Schumacher may not actually be The Stig. It is a little hard to believe that a top driver would take the time, week after week, to methodically coach celebrities to take the show's famous lap in the reasonably-priced car.

Although The Stig -- presumably Schumacher, at least in this instance -- drove a blistering lap on the "Top Gear" test track in a Ferrari FXX in the season opener, at the end of the show, with helmet firmly back on, he did a miserable lap in the reasonably priced sedan. As Hanson mentioned, Clarkson left just enough wiggle room to suggest that the true identity of The Stig has yet to be exposed.

NBC tried hard to produce an American version of "Top Gear" with host Adam Carolla, but the concept fell apart during an executive shuffle at the network (shocking, I know). But from what I heard, the pilot began with The American Stig descending from an aircraft to land in the driver's seat, which sounds pretty darn cool.

At the recent Television Critics Association Press Tour, Clarkson appeared by satellite, and, in answer to a question about NBC's "Top Gear," said, "I came over and watched the pilot of that and had a chat with the three guys that were presenting it and explained how we did things here. I thought it was pretty good, actually. I don't think it was a disaster at all. I thought it was excellent, in fact.

"But then men in suits had a meeting, and then it never happened. I don't really know why. Men in suits spoil a lot of things."

Of course, Jay Leno, the soon-to-be former host of NBC's "The Jay Leno Show," and, as ofTopGear_JeremyClarkson_JayLeno.jpg March 1, the returning host of NBC's "The Tonight Show," is a huge auto enthusiast and a big "Top Gear" fan. He even instituted a version of the test lap in his self-titled primetime show, using an electric car.

We don't know yet whether the electric-car lap will make it into Leno's reconstituted version of "The Tonight Show," but no matter what happens, Leno will be behind the wheel, on a test track

On Monday, March 8, Leno takes the wheel of the reasonably priced car and tries his luck with the test track's torturous twists and turns, including the infamous Gambon turn, so called because it was the near-undoing of actor Michael Gambon.

Other celebrities attempting the drive in the new episodes are Olympic gold-medal-winning sprinter Usain Bolt, occasional "Bones" guest star Stephen Fry, actress Sienna Miller and AC/DC singer Brian Johnson.

Time will tell whether it was Michael Schumacher who coached them ... or not

Then, on Monday, March 15, the 14th-season premiere of "Top Gear" premieres airs right on the heels of season 13.