Today's cuppa: decaf Mystic Monk coffee
Kara Cooney is a striking, six-foot-tall Irish/Italian-American brunette with a
quick wit and an odd fascination with things that would bore the pants off of
many young women.
"It's an incredibly
powerful culture and an incredibly innovative culture. I'm still waiting to be
disappointed. There are still moments where I go, 'Oh, my God.'
"I'm not bored."
Since
Dr. Cooney is an archaeologist based at UCLA, this all worked out in her favor.
On
Monday, Aug. 24, Cooney begins a quest to make us understand why we should all
be just as jazzed about
"Everything starts in
"So that was super-fun for me, to be able to go into a Hindu
temple and see the connections to Ancient Egyptian polytheism. That was insane. It was
wonderful."
And because she's out of her comfort zone, Cooney doesn't just
have to answer questions, she can also ask them.
"The thing is," she says, "by leaving
"So, in Egypt, I can be the expert -- 'This is this, and that is that, and this is how it works' -- but when I go to Sri Lanka, I can say to my expert, 'OK, what the hell is going on here? Will you please explain it to me?'
"And it's still cool."
With so many things in modern society
referring back the Classical antiquity of Greece and
Rome -- from using names of their gods to using Greek and Latin in such areas
as science and faith -- what is it about more ancient, more alien Egypt that
appeals to the modern mind?
"But
that's all influenced by
"It takes a while to understand what it is, because it's so stylized, it's so schematic.
"It's intuitive in that you
understand the scene right off the bat. Everything's recognizable; everything's
very clear. Yet, all of the little details -- 'What's he holding? What's that
here? Why is she wearing that? What does that headdress mean that's different
from all the other headdresses?' Then people want to decode it.
"And it doesn't hurt that a
lot of it's made of gold."
Then there's the whole mummy thing.
"Automatically," Cooney says, "we, as
Americans, inherently value what the Ancient Egyptians valued -- power, money.
And we're attracted to the death aspect, because we completely ignore death and
hide it away.
"So, how many times in a
museum do you see the kids smooshing their face up against the glass to look at
the dead body and get as close to it as they possibly could?"
If you haven't seen her on Craig Ferguson yet, she's a great guest -- altho last time she didn't get as much info out because he was set on establishing a theory that the ancient Mexicans (Aztec?) founded Egypt. Or something like that. ;)