'True Beauty' Finalewatch: Your inner beauty is showing

If you ever wondered if it's easy to win a $100,000 and a spot in People Magazine's Most Beautiful People issue, it is. All you have to do is be the least offensive hot person in America-- and go on a reality show to prove it. Tonight, we crown a winner on True Beauty. More »

On this week's very special episode of True Beauty, Ashton Kutcher's mom showed up to be a secret judge. I'm still convinced it was Tyra Banks in prosthetics and a fat suit. More »

Now that Chelsea is gone from True Beauty, is there anything worth watching on this show anymore? Anyone? Bueller? More »

Nothing says organic like a couple of big fake boobs. When you think of munching on a granola bar, what's the first thing that comes to mind? The True Beauty contestants think of surfing, seals, and saline. 'Cause that makes perfect sense. More »

They're pretty, not stupid. True Beauty has yet to have a contestant freak out over the guise of the show. Perhaps because the "super secret" hidden challenges are more blatant than if there were forty cameras in the room. Oh yeah, and because you hire awful actors. I'm just sayin'.

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True Beauty is supposed to be catching people acting like jerks with trickery and hidden cameras. Instead, the contestants seem to act like normal people when the cameras aren't there, but they act like total tools when the cameras are in plain sight. Hmm... could it be because they're attention whores who went on TV for money?

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Over the past week, I've run 15 miles, done 700 sit-ups, and whitened my teeth to the shade of snow. I had decided to try out for the next season of True Beauty... but then I remembered that I graduated college without sleeping with my professors and I tend to pay for my clothing. Back to sloth and gluttony for me.

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If there's anything that the series premiere of True Beauty teaches the insecure youth of America, it's that beauty is on the inside and the outside. You know what that means, right? If you're fat, asymmetrical, or acne-ridden, you better have one hell of a personality.

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