Well, ladies (and Gus), the time is nigh. The time when the heavens open up, choirs of angels sing, a plume of white smoke rises and the voice of God - you thought God would sound more like Charlton Heston than Tyra Banks? silly of you - proclaims 'America's Next Top Model'. Continue reading »

With just one episode to go for the season (though not the series...HUZZAH!), Reaper finally asked the question the majority of us have been asking since the beginning: What does Ben look like with his shirt off? Continue reading »

After last week's "OMFG"-laden, Diet-Coke-spitting, lacquered-nail-biting episode of Gossip Girl, your faithful recapper has prepared herself for this week's fireworks with a Bellini. Continue reading »

And lo, a great cry went up across the land as this episode of  One Tree Hill came to an end and the word was revealed. Blasphemy! Continue reading »

Last week, 'America's Next Top Model' defied absolutely nobody's expectations by sending home Katarzyna, the only remaining contestant with any actual potential for a modeling career. Continue reading »

Tonight's episode of Reaper, "Greg, Schmeg," answers that age old question: what would happen if you gave the Sandra Bullock movie Love Potion #9 a supernatural twist? Continue reading »

On last week's oh-so-dramatic 'Gossip Girl', fur, feathers and fingerless gloves flew as the mysterious Georgina reappeared and promptly upturned Serena's perfect little world. Continue reading »

One Tree Hill is all about turning adversity into opportunity this week: Broke your hand? Become a point guard! Saddled with a baby for an important business meeting? Use her as a prop! Continue reading »

After last week's fairly fluffy fair, Supernatural is back on the serious train. With all the questions raised, one really sticks out to me: Are calls from the afterlife considered anytime minutes? Continue reading »

Get ready for sexually stilted farm comments, citified observations, cheesy elimination ceremonies and lots of tanned shirtlessness. The Bachelor goes bucolic with the premiere of Farmer Wants a Wife. Continue reading »

Last week on 'America's Next Top Model', Lauren Frankenwalked her way back to the States after she and the rest of the ladies murdered la lingua Italiana in a Cover Girl commercial. Continue reading »

Now what I'm going to say might sound at first like a negative, but trust me, it's a positive: I wish there wasn't another episode of Reaper this season. Continue reading »

In Gossip Girl's triumphant return, the boys and girls of Constance Billard/St. Jude lied, stole, cheated, snuck out and turned pimp - and that was only Little J's list of sins for the week! Continue reading »

This is it. The moment you (may) have been waiting for. We finally get to learn who made the group on The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious. Booyahkah. Continue reading »

Last week, even Fatima's complete absence from the photo shoot couldn't get her eliminated from the competition, and poor Stacy-Ann succumbed to the embrace of Posing 101 one time too many. Continue reading »

You know, I think it's from watching too much Lost, but I sorta kinda expected the whole "overthrow the devil" plot to last more than one episode. Oh sure, the major architect of the plot still lives, but the immediate threat to the Devil has already subsided. Continue reading »

We're coming down the home stretch. It's the penultimate episode of Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious and we learn if all the girls can put aside their differences and work as a group. Don't hold your breath. Continue reading »

Last week on 'America's Next Top Model', it was a stupid clip show and fashionistas across the country threw half-drunk low-carb cosmos at their televisions in disgust. No? Just me? Liars. Continue reading »

We're down to the final half-dozen on Pussycat Dolls Presents: Girlicious. Soon, very soon, we'll find out which girls will make it into the scintillating, exciting group no one's talking about. Continue reading »

Last week, Dominique's crazy reasserted itself, Claire joined forces with Lauren and Whitney to battle her, and sweet little Aimee went home. And yes, for those keeping track, Stacy-Ann is still in the running. Continue reading »

The number 13 is often considered unlucky. But I felt lucky to have watched this, the 13th overall episode of Reaper. For all intents and purposes, the show actually started tonight, in the final five minutes, with something I've craved all along: an actual overarching plot. If everything before was setup, everything after will be payoff.

Last week on 'America's Next Top Model', Marvita talked herself out of being a model but apparently didn't merit a "never-in-my -life-have-I-yelled-at-a-girl-like-this" meltdown from Miss T. Damn. Doesn't Tyra know that her particular brand of crazy is the reason we tune in? Continue reading »

I had one thought running through my mind all night. A thought that haunted every scene, every moment, every character interaction. A thought the rendered nearly everything else in this week's episode of Reaper null and void: "They got that place for $1200??? Sign me UP!" Continue reading »

Last week on 'America's Next Top Model', Amis bit the big one in a beef-related challenge, and Fatima aimed her blissfully illogical rage at plus-size hautie Whitney. But Tyra loves her African sob-stories like she loves being on top, and you know there is nothing Miss Tyra loves more than being on top. Continue reading »

This week's Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious treats us to something we haven't seen in a while - a screaming match between four of the finalists. Also, one girl almost quits, one girl gets some bad news and two girls get the big boot. Continue reading »

Last time on Reaper...um, er, uh, OK, I'll admit it, I had to go and look it up. It's been roughly fifteen years since the last original episode of this little gem of a show aired, and honestly, I had to do some research in order to take over the weekly recaps here. Continue reading »

When we last saw our beloved bitches, they were bidding a tearless goodbye to anorexic racist Allison. This week, 'America's Next Top Model' delivers to us the one, the only, the proto-Dominque: Jaslene. Continue reading »

I was not at all thrilled going into this season of Beauty and the Geek mainly because of the big change. Continue reading »

Usually I'm all about make-over episodes but the ones performed on this week's The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious were about as dramatic as an episode of According to Jim Continue reading »