It was finale night tonight on The Celebrity Apprentice. That means that Trump, who had already made his decision about who was going to win, hemmed and hawed and pretended like he hadn't for two hours. More importantly though, the finale was back in Studio 8H in Rockefeller Center (home to Saturday Night Live), a place it hadn't been since the finale of the first season. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't sitting in the studio audience this time around like I had been for the first finale.

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Last week's episode of The Celebrity Apprentice ended with a not-terribly-exciting cliffhanger. As you may recall, Trump brought the last four candidates back into the boardroom and informed them that by the end of the night two of them would be going home. Continue reading »

Ever since Gene Simmons left the show oh so many weeks ago, The Celebrity Apprentice has become the Piers Morgan show. I can't quite tell whether he's destined to become the winner or to ignominiously lose his head, but whatever happens I'm sure it won't be pretty. Continue reading »

Last week NBC promised it in the promos, and this week they delivered – The Celebrity Apprentice had its final showdown between Piers Morgan and Omarosa. Continue reading »

Another week, another episode of The Celebrity Apprentice. The episodes this season have wildly oscillated between ho-hum and terribly, terribly over the top. Continue reading »

I have spent at least some time every day for the past week hoping, nay, praying that this would finally be the week that Omarosa gets herself booted off The Celebrity Apprentice. Continue reading »

Tonight's episode of The Celebrity Apprentice was promoted as "mean vs. evil" and referred to the battle between Piers (mean) and Omarosa (evil). I've spent a lot of the week debating that nomenclature and I think it might actually work. Continue reading »

Thankfully, this week we're back to a single-hour dose of The Celebrity Apprentice tonight. Continue reading »

The basic problem with a two hour edition of The Celebrity Apprentice is that if there's only one task over the course of two hours there's an incredible amount of filler. Continue reading »

At the top of tonight's Celebrity Apprentice Nely Galán said she was surprised that Gene Simmons respected her as much as he did (he prevented her from getting fired last week and ensured his own departure). Continue reading »

Heading into tonight's episode of The Celebrity Apprentice I kept thinking about Gene Simmons as a whack-a-mole. Continue reading »

At the end of the last episode of The Celebrity Apprentice, and recapped at the beginning of this week's episode, Omarosa made a pact with Carol Alt that what happened in the boardroom would stay in the boardroom. What were the odds, going into the episode tonight that Omarosa would not use every single, perhaps small,... Continue reading »