Thank you for letting me bring you your weekly The Bachelorette recappings. I haven't watched a single episode of this season, so this oughta be fun. I do know we have DeAnna, a Greek temptress, deciding between one dashing-31-year-old-Account-Executive-with-a-kid named Jason and one scruffy-26-year-old-driftwood-figurine-carver named Jesse. Continue reading »

Last week, DeAnna kissed love goodbye when she sent Graham packing. Who will 'The Bachelorette' allow into her, ahem, fantasy suite now? (Euphemism alert!) And, more importantly, does this make Graham the next Bachelor? Continue reading »

Last week on 'The Bachelorette', DeAnna came to her senses and finally sent Twilley and The Mullet home. For those of you keeping track, that means that - out of all of the eligible bachelors in the entire country - DeAnna has narrowed the Husband Hunt down to two professional athletes, a workaholic and a single dad. Score! Continue reading »

Last week on 'The Bachelorette', DeAnna had the most! dramatic! meltdown! in history! Over absolutely nothing! Shirtlessness ensued! No, not on DeAnna's part. This week, Twilley goes home (hey, a girl can dream, can't she?) Continue reading »

Last week, America's heart broke as DeAnna bid a tearful adieu to Richard, a grateful one to Ron, and mostly just tried to remember Paul's name as she ushered him out the door. Continue reading »

Previously on 'The Bachelorette', Brad dumped DeAnna! Has she mentioned that? Her heart was broken! No, America's heart was broken! No, those of us who just realized this episode is two hours long's hearts are broken! Continue reading »

It's another week, another batch of roses on The Bachelorette. But the big question for me is: Do we have to start every ep with a reminder of how Brad broke DeAnna's heart on national TV? Continue reading »

Greetings! I welcome you to a new season - my first - of 'The Bachelorette'. Now, what I know of 'The Bachelor' runs the gamut from, ah, Matt to Shayne, but I believe this fine lady - DeAnna Pappas - was the contestant upon whom Bachelor Brad sprung the little-known "Kelly Taylor Clause" and chose...himself. Continue reading »