'The Hills': The worst wedding since 'Beetlejuice'

Previously on The Hills... Whitney left for the Big Apple, which made Lauren sad, and Heidi went to Mexico and through her tequila haze thought it'd be a good idea to marry her creepy, disgusting boyfriend.

Previously on The Hills Whitney took off for the Big Apple. If she can make it there, she can make it anywhere. Heidi was still trapped in her cycle of abuse with Spencer the Butt-face.

Previously on The Hills... Audrina went all crazypants but Lauren decided to put it behind her and be friends again, Stephanie's new boyfriend didn't stand up for her and Spencer was a jerk about it, and Whitney met Jay the Aussie in NYC.

Last time on The Hills... Spencer hadn't forgiven Stephanie for being friends with Lauren and Audrina went completely off the rails and accused Lauren and Justin of hooking up. Can Lauren still trust Audrina?

Previously on The Hills, Heidi begged for her job back and Audrina and Justin grew closer.

Previously on The Hills, Audrina moved out to her own place and hoped Justin would play house with her, Heidi got drunk at a work event and got fired, and Whitney and Lauren jet-setted to NYC and Whitney shacked up with an Aussie named Jay.

Previously on The Hills, Heidi got blasted at a work event and got fired, Audrina moved out and Whitney met a guy named Alex in New York.

Previously on The Hills, Spencer was a dick in front of Heidi's bosses (that might be the worst thing he's done yet), Justin and Audrina were on again, off again, and now Audrina has a plan to take the relationship further. You mean, past the point where Justin plays stupid games with you?

When we last left our lovely heroine Lauren, most of The Hills characters had headed off to Cabo. Justin was kind of a jerk to Audrina, Audrina was a needy girl who went back to her, and Stephanie Pratt and Brody were not getting along.

Last time on The Hills, Spencer was a jerk to his sister, Audrina wanted to bring Cory the Aussie to Cabo until she found out Justin was coming, and then Audrina got naked for Justin in a pool. Yeah. That'll show 'im.