Finalewatch: 'The Bachelor: London Calling'

Well, folks, this is it. The Most Romantic Something in the History of Stuff. Or Something. Clap your hands if you believe in love, The Bachelor! Oh, come on, Matt. Clap your damn hands. More »

Last week, 'The Bachelor' made a huge mistake and sent sweet, adorable Noelle - and her dimples - packing. Now he's going to take Shayne to Barbados, and let the other two remaining spinsters tag along in the hopes that they will somehow win his heart. More »

Previously! on 'The Bachelor: London Calling', Marshana's attitude got her sent home, and Robin showed her own after being ousted. Four sad, sad women remain. And they're taking Matt home to Mama! More »

Last week on 'The Bachelor: London Calling', Matt shocked the girls by sending Holly home, shocked Ashlee by sending her home, and shocked absolutely no one by sending Kelly after her. Six crazy, deluded, desperate spinsters remain! More »

Previously! on 'The Bachelor: London Calling': Matt kissed everyone, jealousies (and, let's be honest, probably a herpe or two) flared, and Shayne bugged the living crap out of everyone. Even Matt! But he still wants to sleep with her. Sigh. More »

Last week on 'The Bachelor: London Calling', Carie and Michelle warbled their way home, followed closely by early favorite (of Matt's, not of your fearless recapper) Erin H. And Shayne brought the kind of A-Game crazy not usually found until at least week three in earlier cycles. More »

In the beginning, twenty-four women of questionable emotional stability vied for the attention of First! International! Bachelor! Matt Grant. And then a higher power spake, and said "lo, for this show needs more drama, I give you Stacey." More »

Once upon a time, there were 25 enormously desperate women incapable of finding a man on their own continent, and a man just vain enough to watch them fight for him on national television. More »

Last night on The Bachelor: The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever in the History of the Universe, which resulted in the WORST FINALE EVER. It was a total slap in the face for everyone who's been bothering to watch all season, and fairly cruel the way Brad led Jenni and DeAnna on. More »

Well, we've reached the end of the road here on The Bachelor. Kind of. Tonight is the fake-out "finale," where he chooses his girl, but somehow they all come back tomorrow to rehash everything (again), just when you think you're rid of the whole bunch. More »