Rock of Love Bus
Tonight on Rock of Love Bus, Brett had to pick the girl who would pretend to be his girlfriend for the next 2 to 10 months. His choices? Terse Taya and mood-swinging Mindy.
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There are only three girls left on the Rock of Love Bus, yet somehow I am sure there is still more than enough crazy to go around.
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There are four girls left on the Rock of Love Bus, but they manage to make enough drama to fill the hour in astoundingly tiresome ways. And you thought the blonds were irritating?
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Love is a many splendored thing. Rock of Love Bus, on the other hand, is all about self degradation. And there are few things worse than introducing an ex to a current love interest. Perhaps just introducing one ex to another ex. Guess what we got to see tonight?
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Previously on Rock of Love Bus... we had busty girls wrestling in mud. Or as I like to call it... "Tuesday." We also had a death for Bret Michaels. What a poisonous apple to sour the trip. What will happen tonight?
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We are down to ten girls on the Rock of Love Bus and that means it's time for the annual Mud Bowl. Which proved that just when you thought all the mystery of this show was gone, more can be stripped away. Literally.
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Tonight's Rock of Love Bus opening recap really summed up what we've learned in the past month: Brittanya is dumb, Natasha has a man-voice and Marcia is a drunken buffoon. Look out St Louis, they are on their way!
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Brett has managed to cull the herd of badly behaved Barbie wanna-bes to a somewhat more manageable ten on the Rock of Love Bus. And when I say more manageable, I am referring specifically to the amount of money spent keeping the bar stocked.
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Ecclesiastes (1:9-14) made it clear that there is nothing new under the sun, but the girls on Rock of Love Bus still manage to find a few moments in which prove that the bizarre at least makes for TV you can't quite turn away from. They are the train-wreckiest! Also, I can't tell you how much I am giggling about quoting a bible verse in a review of one of the smuttiest shows on the air. My Catholic mother would be so proud!
Last week we met the "ladies" on the Rock of Love Bus. Well, they are if ladies threw drinks, were made more of silicone than flesh, wore lingerie as outwear, stripped in front of complete strangers at the drop of a hat and drank out of the orifices of other "ladies".

