Prison Break
'Prison Break' Series Finale: Freedom!
The noose tightens around Michael and the Breakouts on "Prison Break" -- in part because their enemies are fiendishly unprincipled, and in part because they do manage to make some pretty dumb decisions. Still, we learn more about Christina's plan, Self's secret, and Michael's mom. Bring it on
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Despite my cat's best efforts to keep me from "Prison Break," I have found the episode online and am ready to rock. (I swear my cat laid on the remote and changed the recording to "Ghost Whisperer." I think she knows about my boyfriend's irrational fear of dolls and was messing with him. Heh heh.)
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Breakouts East and West converge on Miami to throw a wrench in Mama Burrows' plans on "Prison Break." Do you think the boys were this much trouble for her when they were growing up?
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"Prison Break" is back, and things haven't gotten any better for Michael and the Breakouts. The Burrows boys are pissed at each other, Mama Burrows is up to something nefarious, and The General discovers that he can't trust everyone in his organization. If you can't trust evil minions, who CAN you trust?
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The midseason finale of Prison Break
gives us plenty to chew over while we spend the long cold winter bereft of
Breakouts. Key questions: Is The Company evil or not? What's the deal with
Michael and Linc's mom? How many double-crosses did Gretchen really think she
could pull off? And why the hell wasn't Self the one who end up gut-shot and abandoned
in a parking lot?
The brothers split up this week on Prison Break -- Michael spends a leisurely hour getting holes drilled in his skull and needles poked around his gray matter, while Linc takes a jaunt to the sea in search of Scylla. Plus, Mahone shows his smarts, Self shows his nerves, and T-Bag gets some dental work. Ick!
Remember Calvinball from Calvin & Hobbes? That great game insisted that the rules keep changing, and you never know quite what's coming next. Apparently, Self, The Breakouts, The Company and the Feds are fans. That's the only way I can explain all the ups and downs and reversals this week on Prison Break. Plus, Michael is fine with fanaticism, T-Bag gets religion, and then religion gets T-Bag -- right where it hurts.
Last week on Prison Break, the Breakouts realized that Don Self completely screwed them. This week, they get to return the favor -- after some death-defying and Hail-Mary-pass activities, of course. Plus, T-Bag is going to be in SUCH big trouble...
This week on Prison Break, the Breakouts defeat their enemies, achieve their goal, vanquish those who would harm them -- and then discover they're just as screwed as they'd always been. Dagnabbit! When are these crazy kids going to get their shot at a shirtless paradise?


