Paradise Hotel 2 illustrates the problem with getting a bunch of drunken narcissists together and putting on a reality show: Everyone on screen is convinced it is All About Me. Continue reading »

We get down to the final three on Paradise Hotel 2. The end is near! But first, there will be single-entendres, pointless fights, even more pointless posturing, and crappy confessionals to the camera. Continue reading »

The bitch hits the fan on Paradise Hotel 2: Myrna gets mauled at the Pandora's Box session, much to everyone's glee; Raheim returns, because God hates me; and James discovers no one trusts him. All this and elimination, too! Continue reading »

Paradise Hotel: 2 sees the remaining guests cement their alliances and work on strategy. Then we watch all that work go to hell when the producers throw three curve balls into the elimination. Continue reading »

This week, Paradise Hotel 2 brings back someone from Paradise Hotel 1. That means there's someone out there willing put himself through this madness again. People make no sense. Continue reading »

This week on Paradise Hotel 2, everyone is skanky, sketchy, and bitchy. Continue reading »

Last week on Paradise Hotel 2, the world rejoiced as Raheim was sent packing. This week, a couple of people confuse the hell out of me by mourning his departure, while several others compete for his now-vacant "most annoying self-important trouble-maker" throne. Continue reading »

You cannot even begin to imagine how happy I am about the events of this week's Paradise Hotel 2. Of course, they made me sweat, and I was fully prepared to title this post "Are you freaking KIDDING ME?" if it had gone the other way. Fortunately, justice was served. Continue reading »

Paradise Hotel 2 continues to shake things up, this week by throwing two new guys into the mix. Let's hope this will end the twin reign of terror inflicted by Dumb Guy and Cocky Jealous Ass. Continue reading »

The folks behind Paradise Hotel 2 apparently realized that just plying pretty people with liver-pickling amounts of alcohol isn't enough to make compelling TV -- hell, it hardly made a compelling sophomore year of college. Continue reading »

Welcome back to Paradise Hotel 2, the weekly celebration of STDs and alcohol poisoning. Where the hell do they find these people? Continue reading »

Paradise Hotel 2 is making me turn to the Urban Dictionary much more often than I’m comfortable with. This week’s revelation: Finger painting. Either definition you go by… ew! Continue reading »

You know what Paradise Hotel 2 is? It's Klassy, with an emphasis on the "ass" part. People smack asses, act like asses, bump asses, and generally make me want to kick their asses. Asserific! Continue reading »

This week on Paradise Hotel 2: Sex! Fights! Dates! Betrayal! Non-sequitors! Stupidity! The gradual death of my brain cells! The ebbing of my will to live! Plus, more sex, more stupidity, and some sexy stupidity! Continue reading »

You know when people talk about the perils of reality TV, and the dumbing down of the genre, and the decline and fall of civilization, and how maybe folks in the Dark Ages had it better, because while they did have to deal with plagues that wiped out of third of the world population at least they weren't subjected to skanky reality TV? Continue reading »