Finalewatch: Paradise Hotel 2

Tonight's Paradise Hotel 2 left me giddy as a busful of schoolgirls who have been force-fed pixie sticks and exposed to baskets of puppies and kittens while listening to boy bands. More »

Paradise Hotel 2 illustrates the problem with getting a bunch of drunken narcissists together and putting on a reality show: Everyone on screen is convinced it is All About Me. More »

We get down to the final three on Paradise Hotel 2. The end is near! But first, there will be single-entendres, pointless fights, even more pointless posturing, and crappy confessionals to the camera. More »

The bitch hits the fan on Paradise Hotel 2: Myrna gets mauled at the Pandora's Box session, much to everyone's glee; Raheim returns, because God hates me; and James discovers no one trusts him. All this and elimination, too! More »

Paradise Hotel: 2 sees the remaining guests cement their alliances and work on strategy. Then we watch all that work go to hell when the producers throw three curve balls into the elimination. More »

This week, Paradise Hotel 2 brings back someone from Paradise Hotel 1. That means there's someone out there willing put himself through this madness again. People make no sense. More »

This week on Paradise Hotel 2, everyone is skanky, sketchy, and bitchy. More »

Last week on Paradise Hotel 2, the world rejoiced as Raheim was sent packing. This week, a couple of people confuse the hell out of me by mourning his departure, while several others compete for his now-vacant "most annoying self-important trouble-maker" throne. More »

You cannot even begin to imagine how happy I am about the events of this week's Paradise Hotel 2. Of course, they made me sweat, and I was fully prepared to title this post "Are you freaking KIDDING ME?" if it had gone the other way. Fortunately, justice was served. More »

Paradise Hotel 2 continues to shake things up, this week by throwing two new guys into the mix. Let's hope this will end the twin reign of terror inflicted by Dumb Guy and Cocky Jealous Ass. More »