Previously: The least successful retreat to nature The Cabin in the Woods, Eden Lake, and The Strangers -- if only because none of these douchenozzles...
Previously: It was a bad week for people whose names started with "J." Deena dumped Joey. The Situation finally initiated Operation: Jump Jionni. Duggar children,...
Previously: The Situation waited... and waited... and waited... and waited for the perfect opportunity to spring the information Snooki cheated on Jionni with him. Meanwhile,...
Previously: Relationships were frayed -- JWOWW and Roger's, the Meatballs and Danny's. But Paula and The Situation were getting along swimmingly -- swimming in a...
Previously: The Situation lost his marbles... well, technically they were hanging out of his unzipped pants. He went from confiding in Snooki to deciding she...
Previously: Under the heinous threat of having to meet new people, the kids literally abducted Vinny from his mental health week and dragged him back...
Previously: Vinny returned to Staten Island, which meant the household narrative wasn't about The Situation for 13 seconds, so he walked out to make sure...