The results episodes of "Dancing with the Stars" used to seem to take forever. Now they're packing so much stuff in it's just whizzing by. But rest assured, they stretched out the reveal to the last possible moment. More »

This is another one of those weeks of opposites on "Dancing with the Stars" - the contestants must perform either the slow, theoretically sensual Rumba or the fast, fun Jive. Let's see if anyone gets mixed up and delivers smooth kicks or sharp hips. More »

This week's "Dancing with the Stars" elimination wasn't exactly surprising, but it still made me sad. *single tear* More »

This night is always kind of weird to me. It's Paso Doble/Viennese Waltz time on "Dancing with the Stars," matching one of the potentially most interesting dances with one of the potentially most yawn-inducing. I'm surprised which one was which. More »

After some breakout, breakthrough, and just plain broken performances last night, it's time to belly up to the bar and see which celebs will be ejected from "Dancing with the Stars." It's two, two, two cuts in one! More »

Ever seeking to make subsequent seasons new and exciting, the "Dancing with the Stars" Powers That Be decided to let everyone dance two weeks before making the first cut. The cost is that this week we get two eliminations for the price of one. Fear for The Woz. Oh...and not only do we get the first 10's of the season, we get a perfect freakin' score. More »

It's the second cut but the third week of "Dancing with the Stars." Though I wasn't with you the first time through (thanks for filling in Andrea!), I'm ready to hold your hand through this hour of power. More »

This week's "Dancing with the Stars" brings both physical and mental anguish thanks to rehearsal frustration, more injuries, and way low scores. It's Pain-A-Palooza! More »

Are you guys ready for our first ever dance-off on "Dancing with the Stars"? I like this new format, I'm excited to see the performances. We kick things off with a performance by 6 of the pros set to the Calloway Boogie by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. I love BBVD, just for the record. More »

On tonight's "Dancing with the Stars," the parade of injuries continues. Not one but three celebs have been banged up this week with varying degrees of severity. Did somebody on the set open up a mummy's tomb or something? More »