Dancing with the Stars
It's the finale! And it's two hours! Which means a lot of filler and three more dances that won't mean anything or even affect the...
The finals kind of snuck up on me this season. I don't think we need to go on for more weeks or anything; I think...
Last night, I took some happy pills and actually enjoyed some of the dances. Maybe it's just that we're so close to the finals and...
Brooke has returned to her bandage dress thing from last season, although this one is strapless and makes her boobs look HUUUUUGE! It's sweeps! Got...
Brooke and Tom come out and set out the stakes for tonight: two couples are going home. No dance duel, no second chance, just straight-up...
Brooke's dress is actually not horrible tonight, except that she has a sequined head of broccoli that's been spray-painted silver on her shoulder. So you...
Len announces that the encore is obviously Derek and Maria, since they got the first perfect score of the season. I'm going to watch this...
It's Classical Night! Because I am uncultured, I will not enjoy this as much as Motown Night, but I will definitely like it better than...
It's Motown Week! And before we even introduce the couples, we're going to hear a performance from Mr. Smokey Robinson. Ooh, what will he sing?...
Last night was Latin Night and the 10 paddles came out! And Gavin's dance was a hot mess! Not even a hot mess. A cold...
