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Finalewatch: 'CSI': Exit Warrick
With only minor exceptions (Greg moving from lab rat to investigator; Sofia popping in for a bit; Ronnie Lake's cameo), the core CSI team has remained intact for the past eight seasons. Eight years. Even with annual contract disputes and William Petersen's desire to broaden his horizons, the core team remained the same.
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'How I Met Your Mother': Selling Lily
There's just something about the dedication of the folks at How I Met Your Mother that I really like. If they mention a website, it exists.
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After a blinder of a season, 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites' goes out with a bang
Boys and girls, the best Survivor in recent memory has come down to a final two hours on Mother’s Day! The last episode of Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites is in full effect, and it’s any (wo)man’s game. It’s been a season of bests, firsts, and worsts, and I’m hoping that tonight’s surprises will be on par with the rest of the season. Now, kiss your mom goodnight, and let’s get started, shall we?
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'Moonlight' and the case of the potential grandson
You know how we tell kids not to be afraid of the dark? Moonlight teaches us that's a really dumb thing to do. Sometimes, the vampires are the least of your worries.
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Mopheaded local boy mucks it up on 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites'
After the double whammy of losing James and the brilliant blindside on Alexis from Amanda last week, can Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites hold any more surprises for me? Nah, probably not, I’m just not that lucky. Still, I’m guessing like a mother about who’s going home this week, so I’d better tune in anyway!
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'CSI': Wasted
Here's an exercise: Take a deep breath. Now let it out slowly, but with an air of defeat, like Charlie Brown after his kite's been treed.
'Two and a Half Men' is a crime
There's a reason it's so difficult to recap shows like Two and a Half Men. While modern sitcoms have adopted a more realistic approach (including linear storylines, moments of drama and jokes that can take multiple seasons to pay off), Men and a few others are old-school vaudeville: setup, punchline, repeat. You see every payoff coming, and characters tend to be one-note stereotypes.
'Ghost Whisperer': I will be your father figure
I'm not saying that the "have your babies before it's too late" undercurrent in tonight's Ghost Whisperer was heavy handed, but I do think my cheek still stings from getting backhanded by it several times.
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'Moonlight': Hooray for Hollywood!
Moonlight is back on form with this tale of Hollywood, paparazzi, financial shenanigans and stalkers.
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Injury bug working overtime on 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites'
Guys, I’m afraid. I’m afraid that the most quotable survivor on the island is on his way out. Who’s going to articulate my rage, shock, and disgust at the antics on Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites? So, I’m dedicating this post to James. I only hope that this will be a victory speech, and not a eulogy.
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'How I Met Your Mother': Seriously, renew it already!
Here me now, CBS gods: If, one year from tonight, there is no episode of How I Met Your Mother featuring the full story of the goat at Ted's birthday party, you and I are done forever.
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Already on a tear, 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites' offers new advancements in the art of deception
WOW! I think we can all agree on one thing, last week’s episode of Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites was a blinder! This game got even more interesting thanks to one swift stroke from Parvati and Cirie. The field is as wide open as my eyes right now, and I’m officially declaring this anyone’s game. Take that Vegas odds makers!
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'CSI': Drops it like it's hot
And just like that, CSI is back on track. Looks like the last couple of disappointing episodes were leftover fallout from the writers' strike. This week? We get twisty murders, a pregnant multiple-murder suspect, Mini-Britney and the return of Drops.
'How I Met Your Mother': Revertigo!
Sometimes a television episode is oh-so-close to being excellent that I end up feeling more distressed at the small failing moments than I should. These moments end up overshadowing the rest of the wonderfulness that I witnessed. Such, I fear, is the case with tonight's How I Met Your Mother.
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'The Big Bang Theory': The Physics Bowl
I suppose they can't all be winners. That was part of the message in The Big Bang Theory tonight. But really, who doesn't win with a discussion of pon farr?
Double-crossing taken to a new level on 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites'
We’re getting down to the nitty gritty on Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites, and I like the way things are shaping up. Multiple alliances among multiple people with multiple possible outcomes. With all the alliance flipping, alongside the hotly contested challenges, this season is open to a large number of castaways.
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'How I Met Your Mother' shows us what not to do at work
With so few episodes to go this season, when How I Met Your Mother delivers a disappointing one it seems that much worse. I know they can't all be perfect, but I like to think that we can expect more than what we got this week.
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Two become one on 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites'
Wow! Another Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites already? I can’t believe my luck! I haven’t had anyone backstab, lie to, or double-cross me all week. I miss the dysfunction...
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'CSI': Just... ugh.
Here's the problem with procedurals like CSI: They follow a procedure. Clever, no? Your day job is hardly glamourous all the time, and after eight years of cases, our favorite forensics experts can't be expected to always be hunting serial killers or solving cases ripped from the headlines.
Back from hiatus, 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites' does not disappoint
Welcome back to Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites, did you enjoy your break? I say thank ye gods for its return, my wallet’s a bit lighter after crapping out on the NCAA pool, and I do not need to be spending another night out throwing money at a social life.
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'CSI': You Be Illin'
Dust off the lab equipment and snap on a new set of gloves, because CSI is back from hiatus. Can't you smell Luminol on the air?
'How I Met Your Mother': The Barney Saboteur Sixty-Four Bracket
The first two post-strike episodes of How I Met Your Mother have both been Ted-heavy, they have looked towards the future of the show (or perhaps what happens after the series ends).
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Jericho: Finale
Jericho ended the series with a bang, capping off what may have been the most successful long-form civics lesson with a generous helping of whiz-bang action, kick-ass characters and intriguing "what if" situations.
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'How I Met Your Mother': Sarah Chalke scrubs in
Here we are, the second week of How I Met Your Mother's triumphant return! The yellow-umbrellaed girl (akin to Charlie Brown's little red-haired girl) is now without her yellow umbrella, the umbrella is with our hero, Ted (it is as though Charlie Brown's little red-haired girl allowed him to shave her bald and he kept the hair for himself).
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Another towel thrown in, another fan thrown out on 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites'
It’s the first week of Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs. Favorites without Chet darkening our doorstep, and I am hoping that there will be more ass kicking on my TV now that he isn’t there to drag the average down.
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Jericho: Wait, WHAT?
Things were going along pretty well on Jericho -- you had your insurgency, your interrogation, your Molotov cocktails, your second American Revolution, the usual stuff -- and then they threw us a curve ball that I'm still reeling from Where the hell did that come from?
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'How I Met Your Mother': Do bad and good will happen
Happy days are here again, How I Met Your Mother is back! Okay, maybe they're not terribly happy days if you're Ted and desperately looking for the mother of your future children, but as we get to watch the search, the happy days are back for us (and really, that's what's important).
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Players drop like flies on 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites'
Maybe I’m a cock-eyed optimist, but perhaps this is the week that Chet sets the world of Survivor: Micronesia – Fans vs.Favorites on it’s ear. Maybe he’ll find, deep within himself, that competitive spirit that he calls forth from the beauty pageant contestants that he coaches to victory. On the other hand, it’s probably easier just to make suckiness radiate from my TV for an hour.
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'Jericho': Things get bad
It was another tense, adrenaline-driven hour of Jericho, and it looks like things are about to blow. There's no graceful way of getting out of this; there's no way to back down and save face.
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Tribal remix on 'Survivor: Micronesia - Fans vs. Favorites'
Wow, another week, another 43 minutes of betrayal, complicated challenges, and reversals of fortune interspersed with some quality information regarding products that will enhance and improve your life!
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'Jericho': Crossing the line
Hey, have you heard? Corporations are eeeeeeevil! With that news out of the way, Jericho continues to run at a breakneck pace. Some of the developments made sense. Some? Not so much.
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