'America's Next Top Model' recap: Hating A B****

By Zap2it Partner

November 17, 2011 6:28 AM ET

The ladies are still in Greece, and decide to turn their attention to b****ery. Angelea has a particular hatred of Dominique, while Lisa comments that Allison looks like she's dead. Tough talk from someone of whom my mom said, 1) [Pointing] "She's old!" 2) [Upon Lisa's appearance] "I haven't found any bones or anything that are nice." Mama Potes: Calling it.

The challenge for a week has the girls judging one another in a mock casting. Though they have some mild criticism in regard to walks and portfolios, things really get gnarly when Miss J. asks each model to name the one girl who doesn't deserve to be there. Laura, Allison, and Lisa refuse to answer. And then there's Dominique. She says that the person who is lacking in all-star confidence is Angelea, who needs to get it together and own it. Angelea does not care for such constructive criticism, and in fact finds it unprofessional. She worked at a bank, so she should know. Laura gets in on the action and talks about how Angelea is guarded, then Lisa adds that Angelea is defensive about everything. Angelea does not want to hear any of it. She walks out with a firm, "Y'all b******," and tells everyone to kiss her a**. She's crying, Laura's crying, it's a bad scene. Finally, Miss J. collects her and tells her to bring her a** back inside.

The girls fill out a score sheet to determine the weakest and strongest girls overall. Allison is named the weakest! That's crazy! Angelea is right when she says those ladies are some hating-a** b******. Laura is named the strongest, and Lisa conjectures that it's because no one is threatened by her. She doesn't actually win anything for her meaningless victory. Instead, all of the girls go for a yacht ride with improbably named Greek socialite Twylem Pyper. They swim. Dominique belly flops. And then Twylem takes the ladies to a club. The shots are flowing, but the only one who seems to drink them is Laura. Sadly, no horrible shenanigans result.

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