'America's Next Top Model' recap: Crime and Punishment

By Zap2it Partner

October 6, 2011 6:29 AM ET

The girls all lament Isis's elimination and celebrate the fact that they get mail from home. Well, except for Camille who only gets a box of bills. Kayla has some sort of over-the-counter self-medicated, stress-induced panic attack. But after a brief trip to the hospital, she's forced to return to the house and is shipped off to the next challenge.

They have to audition for a role on CSI. Naturally, awesome Bianca thinks she's the only one who has the skills to pull this off. Anthony Zuiker, the man who created all things CSI, plays dead and then tells the girls they have 30 minutes to memorize a scene that he wrote. This is taxing, as Kayla says, "half of the words are longer than my face." Camille presumes that she's going to get a permanent paying gig on the show. Because that's how Top Model prizes work. Angelea "got skills" and the jargon rolled off her tongue. Must have been working at the bank that helped her. Bre also remembers the script, which is all that this show requires. Lisa sucks so bad that Anthony has to personally help her... and she still sucks. Bre wins, because she was very natural.

The photo shoot is a picture for Express (a sexy and sophisticated brand for men and women... or so we're informed by someone who works there). There are four possible roles they'll be portraying: the girlfriend, the flirt, the cool chick or the socialite. There are also male models to "help" them be more inspired. Angelea is a "real rich bitch" (aka socialite), Kayla's a cool chick but looks pained, Bianca thinks she knows everything because she's actually a working model, Camille worries that Express won't hire her because she's so old she's collecting social security and Lisa thinks she's on Skating with the Stars.

» Read the full recap at Television Without Pity

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