'Jersey Shore' recap: Two Twits Are Better Than One

By Zap2it Partner

August 19, 2011 6:56 AM ET

Previously on We're "Celebrities" - And Companies Pay us Not to Wear Their Clothes: Snooki rejected Sitch, who acted all schmoopy in love with her. Ron and Sam acted stupid, but at least the show has learned to stop focusing on them. Sitch stirred the pot. And one can only assume that Lady Lola was sickened by this show, which leaves you all with me for the week.

Sitch and Booty Call Brittany finish up their business, he calls a cab, then is accosted by a bird while trying to sleep on their back deck. Which is the entire point of showing us anything about Sitch, I guess.

Much more important is what's going on with Ron and Snooki, who want to work out but cannot read a map (Snooki has an excuse at least: She's supposed to wear glasses but refuses to look ugly. Irony.) to find their way to the gym. So, of course, they stop to ask directions drink wine. Because, for Snooks, drinking a glass of wine in Italy is "legit" like anyone else drinking a cup of coffee. Which means only that she's an alcoholic. Over her wine and his sparkling water, Snooki and Ron talk about his relationship with Sam. Snooki wants them to be together, which she expresses by saying, "Just [bleep] already." She's quite the romantic.

Also romantic: Deena, who's having lunch with Sam and on a mission to find an Italian husband. She's so desperate that she asks the first guy she meets -- her waiter -- and asks for his number. After she gets his number, she tells Sam that "He actually speaks well English." Well enough for Deena at least.

» Read the full recap at Television Without Pity

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