'Jersey Shore' recap: Drunk-Dialing Connie
Previously: Sammi supposedly carried on a DL text fling with some Cro-Magnon-looking guy named Arvin, and The Situation reveled in snitching on her to Ronnie. Snooki cried over Vinny's wandering eyes (and hands).We open on Ronnie literally cornering Sammi and screaming in her face. After Ronnie works his table-turning mumbo jumbo on Sammi as per the usual, she apologizes for hitting up Arvin and admits she would kill any girl who showed up looking for Ronnie. Satisfied, he goes outside to smoke.
Inside, Deena rolls around in a box. Truly. Then Snooki falls over backwards punting it around. Sitch says Deena "Defies the laws of intelligence." Whatever those are. He adds, "I never thought somebody would make Snooki look like a rocket scientist, but Deena takes the cake."
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