'America's Next Top Model': Who sucks at the vampire shoot?

This week, the girls learn a little something about improv as they head to the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Working from lessons that we initially learned from the original Star Search spokesmodel competition, the girls are told to be shut their collective yappers.

They must be expressive with their faces and their bodies while remaining silent, as they act out an emotion and an action all at once. Like angrily changing a diaper, which is always funnier when the professional comedian/fat dude does it. If you're a fan of dreckitude, this teach is for you.

The girls take what they "learned" into their challenge, a live improvised Cover Girl commercial that's shown on a jumbotron in Times Square. Basically, the girls have to act excited about some sort of new product (that Cover Girl model Dania Ramirez shills with wild enthusiasm) on camera while a voice over plays. Tatianna is the only one who truly acts a fool, and so wins. Anslee claims that she did poorly because she couldn't hear the instructions for the challenge and so misunderstood it, which makes a person wonder why she didn't just ask someone. These girls are bitches, but I doubt they're smart enough to actually try to sabotage her.

In drama news, Sally Hershberger shows up to "fix" Brenda's hair by shaving the sides and making the top really high. She goes from looking like Chucky to looking like an edged-out Alfred E. Newman, which I guess is an improvement. Anslee and Alasia then go nuts on each other, all over some frozen peas. There is screaming and pointing in faces and hitting the kitchen countertop. Krista plays peacemaker, mostly because she wants them to shut up so she can go to sleep.

Read the full recap at TWOP.