'America's Next Top Model': Chemistry lessons

This week, the girls get a lesson on creating or faking chemistry with male models for sexy shoots. They are told to "break the ice," and then get three minutes to do so with a "shy male model" on a tram.

That so-called "shy male model" is actually Nigel Barker. Creepiness and weirdness abounds, and surprisingly, none of it comes from Nigel. Angelea takes it upon herself to demonstrate her Hammer dance, Anslee quite surprisingly has decent social skills, and Jessica is a total molester.

Ann Shoket shows up to help judge the challenge -- a shoot that calls for intimacy and seduction. If you're contemplating a life of masochism, listening to Ann Shoket say "intimacy and seduction" is a good way to start. The girls pose with comedian Ross Matthews who, as Raina says, "isn't the most handsome gentleman in the entire world." They don lingerie and give five frames, shot by Nigel, who's taking the photos from the street while the girls slut it up with Ross in a third-floor window. Angelea engages in some crotch-revealing dreckitude, while Jessica's molesty skills come in handy. She's the winner, and gets a $6,500 pair of diamond earrings.

Perhaps because she has no one to yell at about proper refrigeration techniques for frozen vegetables, Anslee is very depressed. She also misses her daughter a lot, and gets into a funk that is pretty intense.

Read the full recap at TWOP.