It Happened Last Night

'Desperate Housewives': Death overcomes them

By Jethro Nededog

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January 4, 2010 1:42 AM ET

Gabrielle-ABC-Desperate-Housewives-old-320.jpgIn this week's episode of "Desperate Housewives," lives lie in the balance and lead the ladies to ponder their past and possible future.

After last episode's plane crash, Karl and Orson are both in surgery, but Bree had no major injuries. Gabrielle's daughter, Celia, had a concussion, but she'll be OK. Lynette saved her life by pushing her out of the plane's path. Mona Clark, who was actually hit by the plane while blackmailing Angie, was severely injured.

As everyone gathers in the hospital waiting room, Lynette begins to feel pains in her stomach. Her instinct is that something is wrong with the babies.

Susan swallows her pain.
As Susan is waiting to hear about Karl, she's confused by her feelings. She has hated him for so long and, now, he may die.

She then considers what life would have been like if she had stayed married to him after she discovered his affair. In the alternate scenario, Susan decides to give Karl another chance for their daughter's sake. Over the next few years, she soothes her unhappiness by eating and gains a lot of weight. Enter the much ballyhooed fat suit. The day after Mary Alice's funeral, Mike comes over to fix the sink. Susan hovers over him the entire time and admits that she knows Karl is sleeping with his secretary. She then comes on to Mike and he rejects her advances. In her tubby state, he just can't see the woman he would have loved. Later, Karl decides to leave Susan, even though she has started to lose weight. He tells her that he tried, but she would have been better off if she made him leave way back when.

After she comes out of her daydream, a doctor informs her that Karl has died. While sad about his loss, Susan realizes she's grateful she made the decisions she did. Saying good bye never seemed easier, no?

Bree finds her options aren't pretty.
After Bree reacts hysterically to the news of Karl's death, the doctors sedate her. She then dreams of what life with Karl would have been like. After a passionate beginning to their marriage, she soon catches him cheating on her. After leaving Karl, Bree is summoned to Orson's apartment by his landlord. Turns out Orson died and Bree was his emergency contact. In the 10 years that have passed, we learn that Orson never remarried. Bree discovers that he kept a shrine to their marriage on the dresser. She realizes that she may have left the man who really loved her.

When she wakes, Bree finds out Orson has survived, but he has sustained spinal injuries and may be paralyzed.

Has Bree rediscovered her love for Orson? And, is it enough to get her to stay with him if he's paralyzed?

Angie lucks out, again.
The Bolens find out that Mona may still survive the accident, then Angie imagines what life would be like if Mona told the police what she knew. She, of course, would end up in an orange jumpsuit. Nick is also being detained. As an FBI turncoat, it doesn't sound like he's going to get off easy. Danny has gone to her mother. The FBI wants to know where Angie's cohort, a guy named Patrick Logan, is. She tells him she doesn't know. Later, in court, she testifies that they never meant for anyone to get hurt. She then apologizes for bringing pain to her son and her new Fairview friends, who have made her feel normal again. She's sentenced to life as Danny yells her name.

She then comes back to reality and learns that Mona didn't make it. When the nurse, who thinks Angie is a concerned friend, urges her not to be angry at God for the loss, Angie answers, "Don't worry, hon, Me and God are good."

So, who will be the next to discover their secrets? And to what lengths will Angie go to preserve the new life she has come to like? And, will we be meeting Patrick Logan soon?

Gabrielle doesn't age gracefully
Celia, Gaby and Carlos' daughter, is injured and the doctors want to keep her overnight for observation. Gaby dismisses the idea that Lynette saved her for the notion that God saved Celia, because she has a gift. That gift, of course in Gaby's fabulous world, is acting. Gaby then becomes a total stage mom while Carlos tries to talk her out of forcing Celia to act. In her zeal to make Celia an actress, she loses Carlos. Years later, Gaby grows old (a la "Grey Gardens") holding on to the idea that Celia, despite her colossal failure, is destined to be a famous actress.

When she wakes up, Gaby realizes that her daughter is special (world recognized talent or not).

Lynette loses.
Lynette finds out her son may be disabled. She pictures the ideal baby, then she pictures life with a disabled baby. She imagines that the process isn't going well with her disabled child. She feels like quitting until Tom convinces her to keep going. Flash forward and the child is an adolescent walking with the help of walking canes. She gets into an argument with him over making himself a sandwich, which to her teaches him to do things for himself. Years later, he graduates from college. During a speech, he thanks his mother for teaching him those lessons.

When she wakes up, she finds out that she lost one of the twins.

After finding out about the loss, Gaby visits Lynette to thank her for saving Celia and deliver her condolences for losing her son.

Does this mean the whole pregnancy discrimination lawsuit plot is done-zo? I'm ok with that, are you?

I didn't really enjoy this gimmicky what I call "in the meantime, in between time" episode. I look forward to hitting the story lines harder next week. But, did you enjoy this death-filled, dreamy episode?

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The Lynette segment was emmy-worthy stuff from Felicity Huffman.

All in all a very satisfying episode all around. I like when long running shows give us a what if.

this episode was a complete filler episode. you know one of my favorite show on t.v. is the sopranos. it was so good and even though the story telling was slow in some places, it is hard to argue that that show had a filler episode. I am sure their is one but even that filler episode had more plot developement than this piece of crap. Cable studios also treat their shows like movies and would never let this episode air because it was pointless.

What if this, what if that. All the what if's play no significant role in any of the women future and i am dissapointed in Desperate housewives like i have never been before. This is an episode i want to forget right now.

I do not really have a favorite scene but if i had to choose a "what if" scene that i liked it would have to be Lynette's disabled son. Which was filled, absolutely filled with melodrama but it is a Lynette centric storyline so it is expected. Why do you think everyone looks at Lynette as one of the best actresses on this show. Because she is unfairly given the best material to work with.

We found out a little more about Angie and her past. It looks like with Angie's ex lover/partner in crime we will get another shot out on wisteria lane.

One last time: can we please get more scenes with Angie interacting with the other housewives. She has not done barely any scenes with Lynette or Susan. I just want her to at least bond with the other girls so that one, we could truly get some funny scenes out of her character. Two, her character won't seem like a big outsider all the time. Three, we might care for her a little more than we do now when she leaves the show because the way it looks now, her character won't make it past this season.

What a waste on an hour! It was an insult to any loyal DH viewer, especially after the way ABC promoted the episode during the week. I'm disappointed Marc Cherry would treat his viewers in such a way.

I believe in Angie's "what if" she was actually apologizing to the wife and son of a man named Sean that died as a result of something she did. This was a missing part of her mystery that we didn't know up until this point.

Wow...some people have strong feelings about this episode. Not the best DH episode but it did tie up some loose ends. Susan and Gabbys "what if" story lines were stupid. I thought Bree's was relevant though, and Lynette's was the best 15 minutes on TV. I don't know how anyone could watch that sequence and not get a little emotional. IMO that story line alone was worth watching the show. And whoever commented on FH getting the juicier plot lines and the other girls don't...that's because FH is the better actress out of all of them. don't get me wrong, they are all great. But seriously, who else could've done that sandwich scene even remotely as emotional as FH. She's not as flashy as the other actresses but she's a pro. I wish she'd do more movies. There's an oscar in that girls future. Mark my words.

disjointed episode---i'll miss carl---i don't think they needed to kill him off---and julie could have looked a little more upset at the funeral

Lynette did a fantastic job !I'm ready for Angie to take a hike.

I thought it was a real waste of time. I agree that Lynette's episode was well-done, but the rest? Really.

So where was Mike during all this? Didn't see him at the hospital, comforting his wife or step-daughter.

Thank you, Tim. A normal reaction to an ex's death is how will it effect the child you share. Julie lost her father and all Susan cares about is whether or not she'd have gotten fat if she stayed with Carl?

I'll jump on the critic's bandwagon with everyone else. The episode was another disappointing one. Wait weeks after a pathetically produced plane crash episode and receive a 'what if' episode. We find ourselves starting to channel surf more and more during DH. Perhaps Cherry should enlist more hetero writers or actually do some research to understand what sort of reactions these people should have had.

Where was the Julie grieving scene which could have provided some decent material for the Susan character to act off of versus a 'oh no I got fat' plotline. (btw will Julie be getting Karl's $$?)

Why wasn't there a scene showing Gaby thinking about the potential loss of her child and realizing just what Lynette had done? The Gray Garden type story was just plain dumb.

They should have killed off Orson vs Karl while they had the chance. The Orson character doesn't even rank as an interesting secondary figure so who cares to see him live. Karl has much better acting chops

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