"Smallville" goes back to the future, and it ain't pretty. It's red, it's miserable... basically the worst parts of the Bible. Don't bother kneeling for Zod, because you're probably already dead.
On "Vampire Diaries," Elena and Stefan get it on in the bedroom, Logan goes on a killing spree and Mystic Falls' very own vampire slayer makes his identity known.
Daddy issues and family dysfunction dominated tonight's "Grey's Anatomy" -- but it was a happy ending anyway, even with Sloan's long-lost 18-year-old daughter.