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Tonight on "90210," Annie bonds with the nephew of her hit-and-run victim, Ade and Navid finally sleep together and Dixon is the Porn King.Annie the Crier
Turns out Homeless Man is Joe Herman, he went to West Bev and has bequeathed $100,000 to the school. When his nephew becomes front and center in the story, Annie tells him she's sorry about his uncle and almost loses it. He looks suspicious. Later, he asks Annie to go for a ride with him and when she begs off, he spins a tale of sadness and loss until she agrees. They sit on his car and stargaze. I'm the suspicious one. The nephew is on to her.
Dixon the Porn King
Dixon is living the life of luxury with some help from Navid. D is wining and dining Sasha all over town... until they get a flat tire on the "lambo," she pops the trunk, and then finds MOUNTAINS of pornography inside. Dixon spins it as he's in the money side of the porn industry and she seems to buy it, but later tails him to his house and sees him hugging Debbie at the front door. Doh!
Ade & Navid the Fornicators
Adrianna gets an audition and lands the part, but Navid is a total asshat about it because he's scared she'll go back to her drugging ways. At least that's what he says, but I think it's just because he's insecure and doesn't trust her.
Of course, she probably shouldn't be trusted since she turns to Teddy for comfort and they make out (which Silver sees). Ade then turns down the part, declares her love for Navid and tells him they've waited long enough to have sex. Yeah, that ought to go over like gangbusters. Sleeping with a guy out of cheater's guilt is ALWAYS the ticket for true love.
Liam the Genius
Liam tries once again to talk to Naomi and Jen interferes, so he blackmails Jen into coming clean to Naomi by threatening to tell Naomi that Jen is married to a French Baron and is flat broke. Masterfully, Jen beats him to the punch, telling Naomi about the French guy and no-money situation first and all it does is garner Naomi's sympathy.
However, when Jen tells Liam that his plan won't work, Liam records the conversation on his cell phone. Jen actually comes out and says that "Naomi won't believe that [they] slept together." Ooooh, nice!
Thoughts & Tidbits
- Glad we didn't revisit the Harry/Debbie/Kelly love triangle this week
- LOVE the porn titles. "Mr. Holland's Phallus" and "10 Things I'd Lick About You." I'm also partial to "Bang the Nun Slowly," "Schindler's Fist," "Itty Bitty Gang Bang" and "Your Ass Licked Park" (sound it out, you'll get there).
- Why didn't we find out what Liam was doing with those blueprints at the end of last week's episode. What was that all about?
- I loved the T-Mobile commercial asking us to text whether we thought Ade would be faithful to Navid, since it came during the commercial break DIRECTLY FOLLOWING her cheating on Navid. I'd have to text... NO.
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Love the porn titles! Made me wish I'd seen the episode. Is it repeated during the week or online anywhere?
Not very impressed. I actually fast forwarded through most Dixon scenes- this story line is ridiculous.
I don't like what they are doing to Ade and Navid.
Something is definitely up with dead guy's nephew.
Ryan doesn't seem like the kinda guy to be in to Jen and her rampant consumerism, Champagne Tuesday, etc.
And I totally could predicted that when Jen agreed to tell the "Truth" to Naomi, she was going to tell her about her marriage etc. Actually, at one point, I screamed at Liam, "Why don't you ever record these conversations?" and ta-da... he did!
I miss Kelly Taylor...
Alright episode. Not as good as the preceding ones, but still good. Anyways, I don't get what "Your Ass Licked Park" means. Anyone care to explain??
Jurassic Park?
porn titles are the best.
too bad dixon didnt have:
on golden blonde
riding miss daisy
Shouldn't the paragraph about Annie say "He looked suspiciously at her" instead of "He looked suspicious"?
The Dixon story is stupid...he already looks to young to be with silver now we are suppose to believe this 25 year old is going to believe he is her age...stupid...i always thought dixon looked younger than the rest of the kids...in real life I think he is...navid is like 30
@ FD -- "He looked suspicious" is accurate. My prediction is that he killed his uncle and dumped the body on the road knowing someone would run over it. It will be revealed that he was already brain-dead, meaning Annie didn't kill him. Viewers are being manipulted into liking Annie more, and it appears to be working. They can't have the star of their show be guilty of a hit and run death (although one can only hope, because it would mean she is finally off the show). All in all though, it should not excuse what she thought she did (hit and run death) and what she did (hit and run). She will be sentenced to community service, opening a whole new storyline for St. Annie to shine and be right all the time.
Dixon is nothing but a silly high maintenance blonde beyotch who deserves the ridiculous storyline. Silver is better off without him.
@kiki
I agree with you -- I've been thinking along those lines for a while (but was kinda hoping it was Teddy so we could get rid of the 30+ high school student who looks older than Ryan) -- because you just KNOW that Annie didn't kill the guy. However, I am liking her depressed and kinda bitchy character much better than St. Annie.
@ Joey -- Thank you, and I totally agree with you, Teddy looks 40! What's up with that? How creepy. But, as much as St. Annie is more likeable and appealing being depressed and bitchy, and so totally did NOT kill anyone, I can't get past the fact that she spent an entire summer, and at least three weeks into the fall believing she hit and killed someone and never stepped up to say anything. Sorry, not likeable or appealing.