'Dating in the Dark' Completely tragic
For the last several weeks, 'Dating in the Dark' has tried to figure out if looks matter. So far, the resounding answer is, absolutely. Did tonight prove differently?Our singles this week are Dion, a photographer who admits to being a commitment phobe who wants to get married, Leo, a graphic designer who isn't shy about his uber nerdom (nor should you be!) and Malek, a multilingual music teacher. On the girls side, there is Lisa, a designer who got divorced a year ago, Tanya, an executive assistant who is afraid of rejection (is reality TV really the best place to admit this?) and Tawny, a bartender who describes herself as "crazy". Because you really want to put your best foot forward in a blind dating situation.
The Group Date is de rigueur, right down to the pointing and then commenting on how stupid the pointing is. The Snoop this week is getting to see each other's cars. They attempt to blur the badging on the cars, but really....a BMW is a BMW. And Dion and Tanya both drive them. Apparently executive assistants and photographers do pretty well for themselves. Dion's car is clean and filled with camera equipment, Leo's car has a Ghostbuster proton pack and goggles (making him awesome) and Malek has a cupholder full of condoms. Lisa has gum, mints and workout pants (which the guys check the size on, joyous with the "Small" label), Tanya has a journal filled with poems and Tawny has cigarettes and go-go boots.
They get to the Invite Dates, with Dion and Lisa wanting to see each other. They hold hands and talk about wanting to see the world. Malek and Tanya talk about the condoms in his car and he says at least he's safe. Leo and Tanya have an awkward date where he asks if she's a good kisser, clearly fishing for some action that never comes. Because she looks too horrified to want to kiss anyone.Tawny invites Leo and they slow dance. Because she's CRAZY!
The Compatibility Dates fail miserably for the first time. They match Tawny and Dion, which doesn't work because she won't stop talking about how much she intimidates men. Then there's Malek and Lisa, which don't work because he believes she's afraid of anything foreign. Which makes it sound like Tawny and Malek would do well with each other. Lastly, there's Tanya and Leo which ends with her telling him that she is just "not feeling it".
Thus, for the next Invite Dates, they go back to their own internal locus. Dion and Lisa both have fathers who died when they were kids and are very close to their families. Tawny and Leo, having nothing else, go back to dance moves and awkwardness. Tanya and Malek talk about music and culture. They get another date - which seems pointless and like it should have been combined with the previous dates. Seriously, this show needs to be edited down.
Anyway, Lisa asks Dion how he would feel if she were unattractive and he admits it would change his feelings. And then they kiss. Tanya tells Malek to say somethingaomantic (romance, on demand!), so he tells her she's beautiful inside and out in Arabic. Platitudes always translate well. Tawny brings shots to Leo but it does nothing to improve the situation. They bring out the sketch artists and this segment needs to just die. They are giving visual artists the world over a bad name.
When it comes time for the Reveals, there is one surprise. But first, Dion sees Lisa and seems thrilled while she seems nervous about the whole ordeal. Tawny cries (she's CRAZY!) about not wanting to lead Leo on, so she leaves. Which means Leo gets the lights coming up on a wall. Meanwhile, Tanya announces that at this point, it hardly matters what Malek looks like, unless he's "completely tragic". But when the lights come one, a receding hairline and fashionable scarf are tragic enough because she abandons him on the balcony. The only couple that decides to actually meet is Lisa and Dion who immediately start planning their next date. Which might also be tragic - what are your thoughts?
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I felt so bad for Malek. You can tell he went on the balcony just to be nice even though he knew he wouldn't really go for this girl...and then she ditches him! Those condoms really didn't help though. This is the best cringe-worthy show in a while. Real happy Dion and Lisa found each other.
Where have I seen Tawny before?
Was it on Blind Date?
Does anybody know?
Alright, somebody said she was on Playboy's reality show "Foursome", but I've never seen that show. She was on something else. Is she a paid actress?
As of now, DITD's success rate is 40% (6 second dates, 9 rejections out of a possible 15 couples. This has "BUST" written all over it. Have you noticed only 1 man has left a woman standing at the balcony while the woman have done the rest? If that doesn't prove women are more shallow than men, nothing will!
Tawny was on Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.
i know malek was chrused when he was standing there and watched her leave, or when leon stood in the dark room staring at the wall, that was really messed up! but i have to admit im glad lisa and dion are together. and how lisa was saying maybe he doesnt think im pretty enough for him, i waws sitting there saying are you crazy, she is super beautiful. i would date her hands down
I swear I've seen Lisa before. Anyone know if she's been on something else?
I find this show interesting, but I am disapointed in the singles. They are no where close to being attractive. I thought Tanya was chubby and exposed way too much boob. I don't think any of the guys would have found her attractive let alone interesting.
Dion was not attractive either. By now it is clear that looks matter!!
seems like these arent 'regular' people at all. i wonder if these people are from a casting agency.
The bottom line is women are just as, if not more, shallow as men. But at least men are honest about the importance of the physical side. Women continue to deny their emphasis on looks (mostly height) or money (when all studies show that women find rich people more attractive). Women are either liars or very self-unaware.