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Last week, 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' revealed the true crime novel Cop Without a Badge and Danielle's starring role within. Where do you go from there?
Atlantic city! Over shopping! Boobs! Also known as, every other episode that we've seen. Dina, Caroline and Teresa all go to Atlantic City for a weekend. Teresa brings enough clothes for 2 weeks and agonizes over every accessory. Which makes me wonder how long her family has been listening to her hem and haw over her decision to get a boob job. Which is not to say that it shouldn't be carefully considered, but the woman can't chose which pair of flips flops to wear to the pool.
Jacqueline doesn't join them on the trip, feeling that the tension between her and Dina over the Danielle situation needs to calm down a bit. She figures her time would be better spent with her own family - a decision she quickly comes to regret as she takes Ashley for a mother-daughter photoshoot. Ashley insists she wants to be a model, but has no idea how to take the tiniest bit of direction from the photographer. When her mom encourages her to relax and be comfortable with herself, Ashley explodes. "I AM comfortable in front of a camera OBVIOUSLY! GAWD MOM". And then she bursts into tears and whines about how she hates all the pictures.
Caroline is the only one who appears to have a healthy relationship with her kids, spending 3 days a week working out in their home gym with them. Dina obsesses over what Lexi is doing in Cyprus with her dad and comments that she sounds "mushy" on the phone. Teresa offers to buy her daughters new toys, purses, bikes and make up when they cry on the phone that they miss her. Keep in mind that none of her kids are over age 6. And then there is Danielle, who sits her girls down to tell them that she broke off her relationship with Steve - who was more than 20 years her junior. She tells them that Steve promised to not disappear from their lives. Her younger daughter points out that "Art" and "Jay" both promised the same thing and her older daughter says that "all guys do is **** you over" because "they just want your goodies". What does the mother of the year respond with? "Don't judge me". Neither of her daughters is even in high school yet.
Teresa gets her boobs, eventually deciding to get a full C. Dina lectures that there is a thin line between tasteful and tacky, and I have to wonder if she is using her own chest as a cautionary tale. Meanwhile, Jacqueline takes Danielle out to eat to celebrate her birthday. Danielle seizes the opportunity to talk about how "horrifically" Dina treated her and we get to see Jacqueline finally develop enough of a spine to tell her not to speak badly about her sister-in-law because it puts her in an awkward situation.
And it looks like that situation comes to a head next week. I can't wait to find out who unsettles the table. Will Ashley get the hidden car for being an unendurable brat? Will Teresa manage to spend another $200,000 in an hour? Will we get to meet the girl Steve took to Teresa's shore house or can we at least find out if she is old enough to be his mother? The season finale will reveal all next week!
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Jessica: I believe Danielle's girls said "R" or "J" for the guys when they were talking about them. Instead of saying the entire name of the guy.
Danielle's 14 year old daughter said (to Danielle) that guys are only into her for her "goodies". Wow. Even your 14 year old daughter knows you're a skank. Awesome Danielle. You sure are mother of the year.
Sadly, I know of other parents that act very much like Teresa with their kids. Giving kids (under the age of 6) Ipods, digital cameras, etc.
What kind of people will actually watch these shows! It seems like TV is full of shows that man chases woman, woman chases man, man wants sex with woman, woman wants sex with man, dysfunctional family and woman has no self-respect and go after man under any condition. I am sorry for all teenagers nowadays that have to grow up like this!
This is the worst Real Housewives show yet. oh, except for that Atlanta crapfest.
One thing I didn't get! Why was Danielle invited to take dancing lessons. Danielle was allegedly a professional dancer. Even if she wasn't a professional dancer, she certainly didn't need dancing lessons.
Considering all that transpired at the dance studio, appears to me it didn't have to happen.
HI DANIELLE,,,,,,,,I REALLY DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU DOWN,JUST A CONCERN REGARDING YOUR BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS.,I CAN TELL YOU THEY WILL NOT THINK TWICE ABOUT PREMARTIAL SEX,,IF MOM CAN DO IT, IT'S OK.... SHE EVEN TALKED ABOUT MEN ONLY WANTING YOU FOR THE GOODIES YOU CAN GIVE THEM,YOUR ***** REMARK WAS DISGUSTING,,,THEN YOU GO TO CHURCH? WHY? EVER HEAR OF FORNICATION? SORRY YOU'RE NOT A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR YOUR GIRLS,YOU MAY WANT TO RETHINK YOUR LIFE STYLE.MY MOM WAS A SINGLE MOM TOO,BUT RESPECTFUL...
danielle...NOBODY like you
Has anyone even entertained the idea that these people are Mafia? I got that the first time I seen their homes and the need to be loyal to "The Family". Just a thought!
First of all these "Ladies"
are ladies who sold themselves
for status. A lady cannot be
brought it is inbred..First Dina
cannot stand Danielle, because
she know she could take away her husband in a flash. Caroline is a wanna be mafia
matron all she is a matron she
looks it. Teresa, instead of
getting boobs, should get a bigger forehead. She looks like a hooker with a bad wig.
Jacqueline, is the only one who expounds words of truth.
Danielle, might be a *****
or not but, what makes her
more of a lady then most of
them is that she owned up to her past and faced everyone
with it. not something to be proud of but, she took her punches like a lady...
If you look at the last episode every single one of them except for Danielle and
Jacqueline.. looked like what they really expound to the
fans and their families low-low
very low cl***. they should use their so call wealth and
take lessons on becoming p***able ladies.
How can real people act like
this in front of millions and
feel they are above them.
but, what is more ironic is that we as fans watch this..
we must be really bored/dumb..
first in line....
All these Real Housewives shows are peddling something. But of these Jersey women it seems the only thing really getting peddled hard is that book. I'd like to know if in her settlement with husband number 1 if horsefaced Danielle gets residuals.
the housewives of new jersey dina has a serious problem. she is jealous of danielle. dina sister is sticking up for her. dina can't seem to handle her own mess. also the one who tried to flip over the table she can't beat anyone. black woman would have kicked her behind. shes nothing .also where is all of this cash coming from . what is this family really doing . leave danielle alone cause i think that dinas family is into something not good