'I'm a Celebrity': The final week is set. Go Lou Diamond Phillips!

The "I'm a Celebrity" movie Celebrity Sleepover Camp is online. It is totally worth it, guys.

The hosts remind us that Patti is not in the bottom 2 and Janice is not in the top 2, which doesn't tell us much and is totally pointless. It seems like Stephen has to explain to Janice what that means. I guess that makes sense... math is hard for girls! [foot stomp]

The next morning, the hosts come back and tell everyone to "drop your buffs." From now on, competitions are individual challenges, not boys v. girls anymore. They all get new green shirts in a very pretty shade.

Janice Has a Tantrum. She throws things, she bitches at Holly about the dishes, she's just generally crabby. Holly confronts her about how Janice hurt her feelings when she was crapping on her and Janice very adultly apologizes to Holly['s face]. She then goes into the confessional and makes fun of Holly behind her back. God, she's gross.

Mud Pit Mania Food Challenge. Outstandinig. Torrie better be all over this. And who doesn't want to watch her wrestle in a mud pit? Girl has a smokin' body. I want to be Torrie Wilson when I grow up. The costumes the celebs get are hilarious. Stephen makes a mask out of spandex shorts, he looks like a freaky luchadore from that bad CSI episode. Janice sets a code word (foliage pineapple) with Lou so that if any of her fake parts come bounding out during the challenge, he can let her know.

We have Torrie the Tormenter, Sanjaya the Jungle something, Stephen is El Capitan Lingou Mystere? It's really hard to understand them. Anyway, the prize is pizza. Mmm. There is a mud pit covered in balls and floaty noodles and jungle animals. There are 3 stars in the pit. If you get a star, you eat. Man, I thought they'd actually have to wrestle each other. What a disappointment.

Oh wait, they all have to go in the pit together and there are ONLY three stars but it's still not wrestling. Does it strike anybody as dangerous that they are wearing mics and battery packs into a water pit? It's not "I'm a Celebrity, Electrocute Me." Janice gets freaked out by the alligators and bolts. Sanjaya is first to a star, followed by Patti and then Lou Diamond.

Elimination Time. We get to find the first eliminated celeb with 30 minutes to go, that's nice. Myleene has on a weird dress, but it's decidedly better than last night. I actually kinda dig it. Anyway, the first person safe is Sanjaya and then Torrie is safe (yay!) and then Holly is going home. I'm not surprised, she's not well-known enough plus she isn't a trainwreck like Janice.

That leaves Stephen, Patti and Janice fighting it out for the last two spots. I bet Janice goes home. I certainly hope so. Holly says her goodbyes and walks across the bridge of doom, where she is trussed up and eaten by jungle beasts. Not really, but they act like that's what happens when someone is eliminated.

Charity Montage. Patti playing for the Pediatric Cancer Foundation, since her first choice said "no thanks." Heh heh.

The hosts remind us that tonight is "double jeopardy" night. To get my Inigo Montoya on, "I do not think that means what you think it means."

Name Dropping Montage. I tried to record every name that was dropped but I could not keep up, you guys. Janice wins with 18 but Lou is close on her heels with 16 names dropped, which surprises me a little. Salley drops some athletes and Baldwin does his fair share too.

Janice's Poop Vegetables Montage. There are some vegetables delivered to camp and Janice insists that they are just for her because she can't poop properly. Salley thinks they are for everyone and cooks them thusly. He tells the producers that if Janice needs something special, they should send it in a special bag with a label. The stuff that came in the basket is for everyone. I'm with Salley. How are they supposed to know the stuff is just for Janice? God, she's being a bitch.

She then cries in the confessional booth about how much he "scares" her. OH. MY. GOD. No one is afraid of him, Janice just doesn't like that he's not kissing her feet like Sanjaya. I'm with Salley, Janice can take a flying leap. He's exactly right in calling her a bully and she loses her mind when someone stands up to her, like all bullies do.

Elimination Time II. Please let Janice go home. The hosts remind us that Janice is not in the Top 2 and Patti is not in the Bottom 2. Yeah, big whoop. Stephen is then safe, followed by... Janice. YES! Finally. She is very pleasant in her goodbyes. Don't let the jungle hit ya where the good lord split ya, Janice.

Letters from Home Montage. They read them out loud: Lou reads John's letter, Patti reads Sanjaya's letter, etc. Sanjaya cries about his grandfather's mention from his mom. It's a very sweet montage, but it's also a lot of filler.

The hosts now tell us that the phone lines are again open tonight. The two lowest vote-getters have to compete at the Last Chance Saloon, where they will race to finish a really gross shake. The winner keeps going, the loser has to go home.

The hosts then welcome Janice and Holly to the studio to chit-chat. Holly insists that there is no romance going on between her and Sanjaya. Holly then says Sanjaya is going to win and Janice says Stephen Baldwin. Interesting. Who do you guys think will win? Cast your vote below!