'Smallville': Nobody holds a candle to Lois Lane in her black high heels

Clark "Smallville" Kent is the one who needs to be saved this time as he tries to thwart an over-eager, wannabe crime boss who just happens to have Kryptonite stashed in the house that funny money built. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jimmy have seemingly moved on from their quickie wedding by engaging in their own shenanigans.

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Yes kids, it's even possible for the mighty Lois Lane to be denied entry into journalism's biggest night: the Murrow Press Society awards. Chloe arrives to take her away, only to be carjacked and knocked to the ground. I'm sensing some pent-up frustration from Lois as she takes the law into her own hands by taking the slower baddie out while the other gets away. Just call her... Stiletto!

Ordinarily, our intrepid reporter wouldn't carry on a ruse longer than she absolutely has to, but when the editor won't publish her story of the incredible Stiletto without a photo, the persona stays. There's also the issue of Chloe's Watchtower laptop still in the recently hijacked car. While it's encrypted, it's not unhackable... which introduces Clark to the proceedings.

On the other side of town, Jimmy is now a bartender at the Ace of Clubs, unaware the management is in reality a crime syndicate ready to break out as the top gang in town. Bruno is a lieutenant within the group, chomping at the bit to pop a cap in anyone who gets in his way... even the boss himself. That'll teach him for moving too slow!

Her real objective is to score the interview with the Red/Blue Blur, so she has Mr. Olsen return behind the camera for some Stiletto publicity shots. Even Jimmy (fresh from the separation) can see this is a bad idea, yet Lois pushes on, posing provocatively to show off her newly homemade costume.

Later, those pictures come back to bite Jimmy as Bruno and his flunkies cycle through the flash drive, stumbling across the recent photo shoot. When he won't give her up, he gets the beating of his life by people not named Doomsday. In an unrelated incident, Lois and Clark both rush to the scene of a crime; her intentions being to draw the Blur to the scene, then corner him for an exclusive interview. Problem is Clark's the only one to show up, even going as far as seeing through her lazy disguise. He later uses context clues (and super-hearing) to determine the nefarious evildoings going on at the Ace of Clubs. What he doesn't expect is the Mason jars full of Kryptonite awaiting his entry into the counterfeiting room.

Stiletto makes her way to the club, finding Jimmy precious camera in pieces just outside. She makes it to the roof to find Clark writhing in pain while Bruno and the bad guys do their thing. After quite the pregnant pause, she jumps through the glass and takes out one of the bad guys before nailing the landing. Lois then makes a move for the injured Jimmy, unaware Bruno is lining up his next shot. Even in his highly weakened state, Clark musters enough strength to dive in front of Lois just as the bullet passes through, hitting our hero in the side. Jimmy is the next hero by distracting Bruno long enough to have Lois pop him in the head with a bottle. The two help Clark leave that evil place. Chloe takes out the trash, only slightly freaking out when she finds blood on her hands.

The next day, Lois brings Clark breakfast. She's a little more subdued about being above the fold this time around. Of course, if he hadn't been there, there might not have been a happy ending. You're welcome, he says. Lucky for all of us, she's hanging up the heels for good. Later, Jimmy pays a hefty price to reacquire his belongings. Speaking of, Clark returns Chloe's laptop for free. She says she's fine, though it's clear she's perhaps been through the ringer one too many times this season. All she needs is space.

Lois arrives at a pre-determined spot, only to find a ringing pay phone. Using a device to alter his voice, Clark is on the other side revealing himself to be the Blur. He doesn't seem to be a fan of the name Red/Blue Blur or skywriting as a message service, but if it's an off-the-record chat he wants, Lois is only a phone call away. We end with a certain sense of satisfaction on both their faces.

Those crazy kids...

Next week, Chloe has the ability to save Davis, but doesn't want Clark to find them.