'Brothers & Sisters': Hard choices, good choices, dumb choices
The Walkers can be lovely people, but you have to admit that just about every Walker interaction comes with a buffet of all-you-can-eat crazy. That's why when someone has the chance to shake off the Walker influence on "Brothers & Sisters," I applaud them for taking it. Then there are those who decide to immerse themselves in Walker World -- and in the worst possible way. Oy. Nora, Kevin and Julia
Tommy took a second mortgage on his house to fund the Crawford Orchards deal (in addition to raiding the pension fund), which Julia knew nothing about, and now the bank has foreclosed on the house. She's desperate -- she needs a job and someone to call off the foreclosure hounds. Walkers to the rescue!
Kevin takes on the mortgage company, but when his legal bluster fails, he ends up paying the overdue balance of $16,400 himself. Scotty is NOT happy -- he has no desire to "become another victim in your brother's midlife crisis." Ouch. When it becomes clear that no one is hiring teachers in Southern California (really?) Nora invents a job at the center -- never mind that there are currently no kids that need tutoring, and that there's no room in the budget for the position.
Then Julia does the unforgivable and takes steps to solve her own problems -- she takes a great job in Seattle. Nora and Kevin lose it -- you can't take Elizabeth away from us! Tommy needs a reason to come home! Julia is not amused. But Nora and Kevin eventually remember, for the 8 millionth time, that it's Not About Them, and the whole family gathers to celebrate Julia's new job and wish her well. Julia admits that she'll miss these dinners. Ahhh! Stockholm Syndrome! Julia, run while you still can!
The family business
Creepy Ryan is looking for a job, and Holly offers to take his resume in to Ojai Foods. Feh! He spits. I'd NEVER work at William's company! Fie on the Walkers! Fie! It looks like they're going to leave it at that, but then Holly decides she's sick of being quasi-nice and quasi-human, because wah, the board likes Sarah best, and it's NOT FAIR! They're just siding with her because they're blinded by her Walkerness!
Ah, but any child of William who works at Ojai gets voting shares. Holly tells Ryan to suggest the idea of working there to Sarah, who thinks it's a good idea but worries the Holly will feel under siege. Then Holly storms in all embattled because she's going to be outnumbered, and if HE gets shares then REBECCA should get shares! Sarah agrees, and Rebecca blinks like a deer in the headlights. Then, when Ryan openly mwah-hah-hahs! and twirls his metaphysical mustache and does Mr. Burns hand-rubbing, Rebecca FINALLY figures out that hey, he's creepy! She goes to Justin and tells him, that he was right about Ryan -- he's EEEEEEEEVIL. We cut away before we can hear Justin say "I told you so!"
Your cheating heart
Kitty is spending ever increasing time with Alec, and she's lying about it to Robert. Sarah gently confronts Kitty on her history of chasing the next shiny object as soon as the current shiny object starts to tarnish, and that she's got to stay away from the park if she wants to save her marriage. Kitty admits that yes, she's having an emotional affair, and says she'll avoid the park -- but immediately meets Alec at a house he's thinking of buying and gets all swoony about how perfect it, and by extension he, is. They're gazing dreamily at each other on the way back from the house and Kitty smacks into another car.
Robert is all sweetness and solicitude, and Kitty, feeling awful about what she's been doing, makes moves to reconnect with him. then she takes a recover-from-car-crash nap, and Robert decides to take Evan to the park. There, Ben greets Evan, then runs to Alec, who has airbag burns just like Kitty's. Robert comes home with the moral high ground tucked under his arm, and Kitty can't answer him when he asks if she loves Alec. later, she goes over toe Alec's new house, and they kiss on the porch swing. Doh!
Walker Family Annoyance Index
Kitty
Lets Robert believe that her park friend is a woman: 1
Lies! About being alone in the car during the crash: 1
"What if Robert is never going to be the husband I needed him to be?" What if you talk to HIM about that?: 1
Finally admits to someone that she's having an emotional affair: -1
Keeps right on emotionally affairing : 1
Agrees to stay away from the park... but meets Alec at his house: 1
Makes Alec find his own way home when hello! He was just in a car crash too! 1
Marriage is hard. Oooh, look at the SHINY!: 1
Kissing Alec on the porch swing. Way to work on your marriage!: 100
Total: 106
Sarah
OK, so she was maybe unnecessarily smug about the board liking her best: 1
Being blind to Ryan's scheming: 1
Falling for Holly's "I need my own board member!" line: 1
Telling Kitty the hard truth about what she was doing with Alec: -1
Telling Kitty that no matter what happened, she'd support her: -1
"The old need more wine exit ruse. Amazing how they never catch on...": -1
Total: 0
Nora
I don't want to jump all over her, but OMG WHERE IS JULIA AND WHY HASN'T SHE CALLED?: 1
The pony. Spoiling kids is a grandma's right, but that was a bit much: 1
Not that there's anything wrong with Julia's parents, but I'm TOTALLY the only real grandparent that child needs!: 1
Deciding to throw Julia a farewell dinner. Have you learned NOTHING from history?: 1
Actually making the dinner a good thing for Julia, what with the Seattle salmon and all: -1
Total: 3
Kevin
The SECOND pony. Jeez!: 1
Deciding to pay off Julia's back mortgage without really consulting his husband: 1
"You're a volunteer, mom." Shut it!: 1
Robert's not sick! Nuh-uh! I'm right, and who cares about social cues!: 1
Total: 4
Holly
Getting her eeeeeeeevil back on: 1
Hatching yet another plan to Destroy the Walkers!: 1
Pouting that the board likes Sarah BEST!: 1
Enlisting Ryan as her mini-me: 1
Totally playing Sarah: 1 for evil, -1 for style
Total: 4
Ryan
I HATE the Walkers! Yeah, yeah, we get it -- so why are you still here?: 1
Going along with Holly's evil plan: 1
Totally playing Sarah: 1
"Take you out on a real date." (Does it count as stalking when you're actually invited to stay in the stalkee's house?): 1
Cackling evil about the evil plan: 1
Total: 5
Rebecca
FINALLY wising up about Ryan: -5
It taking SO! DAMN! LONG! for her to wise up about Ryan: 10
Total: 5
Lets Robert believe that her park friend is a woman: 1
Lies! About being alone in the car during the crash: 1
"What if Robert is never going to be the husband I needed him to be?" What if you talk to HIM about that?: 1
Finally admits to someone that she's having an emotional affair: -1
Keeps right on emotionally affairing : 1
Agrees to stay away from the park... but meets Alec at his house: 1
Makes Alec find his own way home when hello! He was just in a car crash too! 1
Marriage is hard. Oooh, look at the SHINY!: 1
Kissing Alec on the porch swing. Way to work on your marriage!: 100
Total: 106
Sarah
OK, so she was maybe unnecessarily smug about the board liking her best: 1
Being blind to Ryan's scheming: 1
Falling for Holly's "I need my own board member!" line: 1
Telling Kitty the hard truth about what she was doing with Alec: -1
Telling Kitty that no matter what happened, she'd support her: -1
"The old need more wine exit ruse. Amazing how they never catch on...": -1
Total: 0
Nora
I don't want to jump all over her, but OMG WHERE IS JULIA AND WHY HASN'T SHE CALLED?: 1
The pony. Spoiling kids is a grandma's right, but that was a bit much: 1
Not that there's anything wrong with Julia's parents, but I'm TOTALLY the only real grandparent that child needs!: 1
Deciding to throw Julia a farewell dinner. Have you learned NOTHING from history?: 1
Actually making the dinner a good thing for Julia, what with the Seattle salmon and all: -1
Total: 3
Kevin
The SECOND pony. Jeez!: 1
Deciding to pay off Julia's back mortgage without really consulting his husband: 1
"You're a volunteer, mom." Shut it!: 1
Robert's not sick! Nuh-uh! I'm right, and who cares about social cues!: 1
Total: 4
Holly
Getting her eeeeeeeevil back on: 1
Hatching yet another plan to Destroy the Walkers!: 1
Pouting that the board likes Sarah BEST!: 1
Enlisting Ryan as her mini-me: 1
Totally playing Sarah: 1 for evil, -1 for style
Total: 4
Ryan
I HATE the Walkers! Yeah, yeah, we get it -- so why are you still here?: 1
Going along with Holly's evil plan: 1
Totally playing Sarah: 1
"Take you out on a real date." (Does it count as stalking when you're actually invited to stay in the stalkee's house?): 1
Cackling evil about the evil plan: 1
Total: 5
Rebecca
FINALLY wising up about Ryan: -5
It taking SO! DAMN! LONG! for her to wise up about Ryan: 10
Total: 5
Kitty wins the annoyance sweepstakes this week. You can argue that Holly and Ryan were more annoying in their evil, but hey, they were just doing what's in their nature. And Rebecca finally wised up to Ryan, but jeez, it took her long enough!
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"Ahhh! Stockholm Syndrome! Julia, run while you still can!"
This made me LOL. In fairness, though, I think being a spectator at one of those dinners is probably more entertaining if you're in the room than if you're watching it for the 800th time on TV.
I know Kevin needed to do that for Julia, Lizzy (and probably a little bit for Tommy), and I'm glad that Scotty seemed to realize that in the end. But at the same time, if I were Scotty, Kevin would be in for some more nights on the couch. You don't just drop $16,400 with barely a "hey, what do you think?" to your husband. Kevin's got an annoying husband of making huge life decisions without consulting Scotty.
Typo! That should be Kevin's got an annoying habit...
I don't think Scotty's annoying at all. :D
I agree that Scotty had a right to be angry with Kevin, but one member of an "all-male" couple would NEVER handle a problem like that by making his partner "sleep on the couch."
Ryan totally creeps me out... can't even stand to look at him. There's something really weird about his face......
Julia was a great character and I will miss her... hope that Sarah Morris finds a fantastic show that will give her a starring role, because she can really act.
Totally agree about Sarah Jane Morris, they wasted her talent on this show.
Please kill Ryan off. Please. That kid is ruining the show.
Tego Livi - I was referencing Kevin's line from the last episode, mainly as a joke, but good job continuing the stereotype that gay couples are only in it because they can't control their lust! Or is it all men in general who will sleep with anything and everything regardless of anything else that's going on?
Agreed with the other posters: SJM was really great and deserves a bigger role somewhere. Ryan needs to be written off ASAP.
Since when does Sarah just give in to anything Holly wants. I can't believe Sarah fell for the "We should just give Rebecca shares of Ojai to even things up". Sarah is an idiot. I can't stand Holly, but I swear she is the only one on this show that has any brains.
I get that Kitty and Robert's marriage started going off the tracks a while back...
..But it's annoying that Robert is suddenly the injured party with seemingly no fault for the current state of 'affairs'.
His career and ambitions have always come first for him. Did he every really regret his own secret scheming?
That is hilarious when you talk about Ryan's evil mustache twisting - hilarious!
Ryan is CREEPSTER for sure.
Get him off, hating that story line....
Liking the Kitty story line....hate to say it.
Oh and where has Saul's BF been? Haven't seen him at the dinners....
Not as great an episode last night as usual however then I realized that the only part I hated was the parts with Ryan. Can't stand this addition and I wish they would get rid of him. He really brings the show down in my opinion.