'30 Rock': Professor Bananas is dead

Tonight's "30 Rock" teaches us a valuable lesson: if you want to get out of jury duty in New York City, you might want to rent the Chewbacca costume. Princess Leia is so passé.

These spoilers are curling up with some old school Playboys.

So Liz Lemon is suddenly obsessed with getting her life organized, thus the hundreds of dollars worth of shiny new plastic containers. It's the dawning of a new day... until it turns into the worst day in history. On top of the chipped tooth and collision with a biker, Liz is called away to jury duty. And being the busy lady she is, Liz tries her best to be as wacky as possible during jury selection. Unfortunately, this isn't Chicago. Her best crazy impression doesn't even rate on NYC's scale of insanity.

Jack is trying his best to hold things together back at TGS, but Jack being Jack, he's more interested in his latest product, a "pocket microwave." He pulls all the writers from the show in order to force them to create a name for the nifty little gadget. While it doesn't look big enough to make popcorn, it does have a ham button--which is a good start.

Jenna and Tracey are also getting into some trouble this week. Jenna, being the over-actress she is (in every sense of the word) has gone on a new energy pill to keep her awake 24/7. Apparently she's too exhausted from filming her non-Janis project while working on TGS. Tracey, meanwhile, has figured out that he can curse all he wants on the air as long as he pays the FCC fines afterward. That would be fine and dandy, except the advertisers are now pulling out.

Many names are tossed in the hat for the mini-microwave: Small Wonder, Micromate, Porto-hotty (my fave), Hot Richard, Hitler, etc. But none seem to fit. That is, until Kenneth suggests the Fun Cooker. Aww, how sweet. Then Tracey had to go and ruin it by calling his fun parts the same name during the ads he bought.

Back at the courthouse, Liz is finding some odd similarities between herself and the litigant who caught her workplace on fire. All the lady wanted to do was feel free from her employees, who were all pretty much useless. It didn't help Liz's mood when she discovered the chaos that occurred while she was out. So what does Liz do? She accidentally sets her office door on fire, with the entire cast stuck inside. Jack actually pats her on the back for it; after all, she's just gained a week of good behavior. And she also thought of the Bite Nuker. Fire is fun.

Other Fun Bits:

-Jack had the best line of the night: "Passing out and cursing on St. Patrick's Day. Is nothing sacred anymore?"

-Frank appeared pantsless throughout most of the episode. Is it just me, or does he have some really nice legs?

-When I become a boss, I wouldn't allow beards, mustaches, or menstruating women either.

-Would kind of conversation can a bear have with a robot? I don't see much in common.

-Who else is dying to see Jenna's lesbian sex scene, for your consideration?