'90210': Hi-hi Silver, Away... to the Looney Bin

Previously on "90210"... some stuff happened like eleventy billion years ago. It was, in fact, only 7 weeks ago but in TV Land that feels like forever. Anyway, Silver is love-crazy, Adrianna got Navid, I Moan lives in a hotel and has a new bad love interest and Ethan is torn between two lovers whiny teenage girls.

After some breakout, breakthrough, and just plain broken performances last night, it's time to belly up to the bar and see which celebs will be ejected from "Dancing with the Stars." It's two, two, two cuts in one!

It's a new day for the "NCIS" gang when Trent Kort returns, filled with the promise of self-reformation. Oh, who are we kidding... this is freakin' Trent Kort we're talking about here. This time, it's all about the benjamins!

"The Biggest Loser: Couples" has me nearly apoplectic with rage and bile, as someone comes back to the ranch, someone leaves, and someone (cough RON! cough) needs to disappear from my TV screen before I do some serious damage to my electronics.

Last week, "Reaper" finally reintroduced Sam's father to the fold. Fans cheered, as they had waited a long time to achieve some payoff to last year's season-ending cliffhanger. And their patience was rewarded with...practical jokes. Not exactly the epic return most of us expected. While the unexpected can be a good, even great thing, I imagine many fans felt the same as me about Mr. Oliver's return: disappointed.

Join us here at 8 pm/7 pm central for a live recap of the "American Idol" iTunes performances. Word on the street is murky about the parameters of the theme, but I took a swing at it here and picked songs I'd like to see for each contestant. Keep hitting refresh to follow along and feel free to comment below!

Ever seeking to make subsequent seasons new and exciting, the "Dancing with the Stars" Powers That Be decided to let everyone dance two weeks before making the first cut. The cost is that this week we get two eliminations for the price of one. Fear for The Woz. Oh...and not only do we get the first 10's of the season, we get a perfect freakin' score.

The vast majority of hours on "24" involve Jack doing something productive. This would be one of those instances where he takes a well-deserved break to allow for other characters to shine in their own vastly different ways. Problem is, most everyone seemed to do a lot this hour, except they didn't really do much of anything.

  "Heroes" featured a number of family-bonding moments this week, which is great and all, but it didn't give me what I was really hoping for: An FUI.

After last week's organ-chomping drama, anything that happened on tonight's "One Tree Hill" was bound to be a disappointment. Still, to go from an episode so surreal to one so mundane was sort of like going to Baskin Robbins hoping for double chocolate and all they have left is rum raisin.