It Happened Last Night

Jerry ill, Coach making people sick on 'Survivor: Tocantins'

By Andrew Stubinski

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February 27, 2009 6:06 AM

Erinlobdell_survivortocantinsbrazilianhighlands_240 At Survivor: Tocantins, a few personalities have started to poke heads out of their little holes not unlike the fabled groundhogs that are the harbingers of either spring, or six more weeks of winter. Will this episode itself foretell of a renewal of Survivor drama? Or will it be six plus weeks of the winter of our discontent? Only Probst knows for sure.

Erinn goes solo. Candace's sole remaining friend at Timbira, Erinn, is backpedalling furiously after Candace's departure. Coach has his sights set squarely on her narrow butt, however, and since he seems to be controlling the way the wind blows at that camp, I'd say Erinn better hope for a big reversal over the next three days. No one's buying the idea that you were hanging out with Candace because you thought she looked suspicious and you wanted to see what she was up to, and you shouldn't be selling it.

At the same time, things are coming along swimmingly at Jalapao. The fishing equipment they won last episode is paying off, and the camp bonds over a good solid meal leading into challenge. A challenge in which comfort items will go to the victor of a blindfolded race to collect buckets of water and corn which will be used to fill larger buckets and raise flags. Timbira doesn't fare very well, and Jalapao wins easily. Brendan and Taj are selected again for exile, and their secret alliance is given a further chance to grow.

Team Crazy and Team Covert. Timbira's defeat has Coach all kinds of pissed off. I'm sure that his ego is having a hell of a time coping with the loss. I do love the way that he reacts -- by first telling the tribe not to blame anyone, and then immediately going off with Tyson and calling out Sierra and Erinn in the loss. Great job, Coach, you are making it very, very easy for me to dislike you. Coach names Tyson, the second daftest person on Timbira, his assistant coach. This is actually very convenient, as it keeps the biggest lunatics at camp nicely grouped up.

Taj and Brendan collect their second clue at Exile Island, and as I suspected, their relationship is further cemented. They plot to pull Sierra and Steve into their alliance of two, giving them the potential for a secret four person alliance going into a merge situation. The possibilities astound!

Timbira losses - cubed.
Brendan and Taj are reunited with their tribes for an immunity challenge involving moving and stacking large crates. After an extremely tight race, Jalapao edges Timbira for the win. Timbira sacked up quite a bit, but Jerry is blaming himself and his recent stomach problems for the loss. Is Coach going to listen to his bellyaching? Or will the big C continue to target Erinn? The fact of the matter is that Jerry was largely ineffective, and Erinn seemed like one of the very few who kept a level head in the latter stages of that challenge. We will find out if Coach is basing his decisions on personal vendettas or on the desire to make his tribe stronger.

Benjaminwade_survivortocantinsbrazilianhighlands_240 Timbira turmoil. Coach appears none to happy about Jerry's turn for the worse. Erinn is feeling safer now than she did at the beginning of the episode, and this sends Coach off the deep end. He claims that he is too "true" a person to be able to exist around someone as "evil" as Erinn. Hey, D-bag, she's just happy that she might possibly be getting a reprieve; it doesn't make her Darth Vader!

Meanwhile, Brendan uses the second clue from Exile to find the individual immunity, immunity which was hidden inside the tree mail idol. This is a very fortunate find for him -- he has immunity, and right now, no one is thinking about him for elimination. Not only this, but presumably, he can also tell Taj where she might find immunity. The find makes them early favorites as they nurture their behind-the-scenes alliance.

Jerrysims_survivortocantinsbrazilianhighlands_240 Jerry is putting on a brave face before tribal, but Tyson is concerned that people might be eyeing him for elimination. Ty's mouth is still watering over the idea of voting off Erinn, however.  "I love seeing people cry when their dreams are crushed right in front of them," he quips. C'mon, you're going to say that, and Erinn is supposed to be the evil one? At tribal, Jeff lets Erinn give voice to the frustration she felt when people didn't allow her to lead them to victory at immunity challenge, despite the fact that she had the puzzle figured out. Coach expresses his desire to lead the tribe, but Erinn states that the only way Coach seems to lead is in a passive aggressive fashion. Coach counters with the argument that he would rather be a good assistant coach than act as a head coach for the glorification of his massive ego - a statement which seems to contradict comments from him earlier in the episode. The votes are cast and Jerry is eliminated with both Tyson and Coach voting for him. Again, Coach makes a lot of noise about wanting to lead, but in the end, he is being led.

Coach seems to be eager to be in charge when votes are cast and complain vocally about his tribe's performance at challenges, yet when those challenges are taking place, he's well in the background. When the tribe goes against his will, they are actually playing right into his back-door personality. He can continue to claim that he has things all figured out but no one will listen to him, all without ever having to prove himself. Personally, I'm praying for his head to be spinning off his neck by the end of next episode. The hope of that alone makes it more than worth tuning in for!


12 Comments

Wow, Coach and Tyson are the biggest idiots to play this game. Way too ****y. Especially Coach who is so full of himself. It's fun to watch, but really, c'mon Coach either step up to the plate and take over or shut up or you too will be blind-sided very soon. Tyson is the one to watch. He will play dirty just for the sheer joy of it, not for the million dollars.

My faves so far are Brendan, Spencer, Stephen and "Crazy-eyes" Sandy. And of course Taj. She was very smart in aligning with Brendan.

Peace.


i'm glad jerry went last night--he was boring---i can't stand that tina clone who was "directing" them through the blind challenge. i still have hopes this season will be good but i'm starting to worry.


I was sad to see Jerry go because I would have liked to see what he could do when he was healthy. He had a good game going, just keeping quiet and letting others let their mouths in trouble. Oh well.

Hypocrite of the night should go to Coach for his comments about Erinn. I don't really like either of them. It should be fun watching Coach get blindsided. My bet is that he doesn't make it to the jury with his attitude.

I also liked how Brendan and Taj have aligned. Should be interesting throwing Stephen and Sierra in the mix.

Did Jerry seal his fate by saying that Brendan should be the leader? I think it ticked Coach off. Either that, or Coach was lying the whole time.

And I can't help it, but every time I hear Tyson's name, it reminds me of chicken. :-)


I also was sad to see Jerry go. He was so nice. Coach is seriously awful. If this guy makes it, I'll freak. Just a reminder that you can chat with Jerry today on Fancast at 3:30pm EST. Every Friday, Fancast hosts a live chat with the latest booted contestant. Check it out- http://www.fancast.com/blogs/live-chat/live-chat-with-the-latest-booted-survivor-tocantins-castaway/


creative editing by cbs.


I have dubbed Jerry and Tyson as Team Jack*** Tools - with Tyson, of course, being the ***istant Jack*** Tool. If he ends up on another tribe, he will insist (and we should comply, lest he, again, remove his trousers) that he be called Jack*** Tool. I can't stand these two, but every time they let me speak into the camera, I practically do a one-woman wave from my couch. I could never cheer for them to win, but they are seriously entertaining.


The Timbira tribe just plain sucks and they probably will not improve anytime soon.

Too much finger pointing/arguing/ego's, no camaraderie, no real leader, no real food, etc.

I see a typical Survivor tribe member mix-up coming in two weeks if Timbira loses both challenges in next Thursday's episode.

Yes, that tribe is that pathetic.


Jalapao has one really good thing working for them. Thus far they haven't completely alienated anybody in their tribe. If they come to a switch up it's really important to have numbers, so if they keep winning they will possibly have more tribe members on both new teams. I think a big question is will crazy lady flip if she's still around... I think if Tyson (or even Coach) offered to make out with her or something that might be enough to flip the wacko.


I want Coach and ***istant Coach gone.

And soon.

Please.


Coach, or as I like to call him, Captain Douchebag, needs to go. Now.

I hate him.

I hate him.

I hate him!


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