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'The Amazing Race': DAndrew lives!
A high-minded person would probably spend 400 words talking about how The Amazing Race mixed up the real and the fake by hiring an actor from The Hunt for Red October to be in an actual Russian submarine on tonight's episode (November 30). There could be big old 25-cent words thrown around about stuff like that. Essays could be written. Doctorates awarded. I'm not that guy.
So instead I'll just say it was weird and move from that (the teams' first task was finding said actor) to the next stop on the race, Park Iskusstv. Phil said people refer to it as "the graveyard of fallen monuments," which to me made it seem like the place from Goldeneye where 007 met Janus. The place looked different, but the idea was completely the same, so maybe the producers of Goldeneye just built a set for it rather than doing a location shoot (or maybe the producers of this show built a set, hmmm…).
Our teams had a Roadblock at the park, and Nick and Starr, who started in third, were already in the lead by then (clearly they weren't very far behind when they began). Andrew and Dan? Yeah, those poor kids, their driver took them to the wrong park. It's funny, but it almost goes without saying that on their way to said wrong park a truck splashed water from a puddle onto the guys, it was really sort of fitting. I've always gotten the sense that while DAndrew aren't the brightest of bulbs, they have gotten more than their fair share of bad luck this season.
The Roadblock itself was, for the jokers we have on the race this season, incredibly complicated. It required them to count statues of Lenin and Stalin, go to a bookstore, get a book, turn to the right page, and then head off to a building where the author of the book lives. Ironic, these teams that haven't bothered to read clues all season heading to a bookstore for a clue.
I was convinced that the teams would fall down on the whole reading thing. How wrong I was, the problems started long before that. Dallas couldn't tell the difference between Lenin and Stalin and miscounted the Stalins who he thought were Lenins anyway. Once Dallas gave the wrong number to the lady at the bookstore he just started to randomly guess numbers (and teams were required to wait 10 minutes after a wrong guess), not smart. Tina didn't have the right answer either, but the two working together did eventually manage to suss it out.
I should have had more faith in Nick though who not only counted correctly, but grabbed Ken and Tina's cab on his way out of the park, knowing full well that the cab had GPS. Brilliant! I knew they were my favorite team for a reason. At the end of the Roadblock, Nick and Starr were in the lead and off to meet a lady with a pony who would give them the Detour information (that would be a pony pony, not a ponytail – Starr was confused).
The Detour required the teams to either "ride the lines" or "ride the rails." Both tasks required a number of bits and pieces, but rather than detailing those – and it was all very intricate and complexly plotted – I think I should instead mention that immediately prior to picking up the pony lady info, Dallas realized that he had gotten out of his cab but not bothered to take the pack which had their passports and money out of the cab with him. Dan, who was standing right there as Dallas explained the situation to Toni, had a glimmer in his eye. I don't think he was happy Toni and Dallas were having issues, but he was at least smart enough to recognize an opening when he saw it.
Dallas and Toni couldn't afford the taxi needed to get to the pony lady, so they headed out to go beg on the street. I guess Moscow is full of nice people, it didn't seem to take too long for them to find a couple of kids who gave them enough cash to continue. I think that's great – the million dollars was so important that Dallas let the passports go for the time being.
Unfortunately, he also let go of the rules. The teams were required to travel by taxi to the pony lady, and Dallas and Toni opted to conserve their donated money by taking the subway. The pony lady wouldn't give them their clue, they had to go back to the last stop and take a taxi. By that point, DAndrew were at the pony lady and the location of their Speed Bump, which required dancing. I think we all remember Dan's trouble with marching and dancing was equally problematic. The judge took pity on them after their second try with the dance, allowing them to move on.
I'm not going to lie to you, everyone except for Nick and Starr were having huge problems tonight. While Dallas and Toni found a few more generous souls to donate money to their cause, Ken and Tina, who were doing "ride the lines," jumped on a bus instead of a trolley. Big no-no. Tina told Ken they weren't doing the right thing, but Ken didn't listen (you just know that she was ready to tear him a new one for that). They realized their mistake early on, but it still cost them some time.
At that point, DAndrew were a close third (well, close to second, but not first). Unbelievable, truly unbelievable. Those two guys have terrible luck, but somehow manage to not get eliminated over and over again. Miraculously, after finishing the Detour, Ken and Tina actually fell back to third. They must have finished just around the same time as DAndrew, but they got off the trolley heading in the wrong direction and didn't pick up the clue that sent them to the check-in point. They saw DAndrew however and tried to race them to the mat. They lost the foot race, but it wouldn't have mattered anyway, not without the last clue. Ken and Tina worked it all out eventually and still checked in third.
At that point I'm not quite sure what happened. It was clearly some time later in the day and Dallas and Toni were still trying to finish their Detour. Phil came out of a building to tell them that they had been eliminated. Dallas and Toni were sent home then and there, and all because he lost the passports and the money.
I hope they let those two get home. How does the State Department look on such things? Do you think The Race helps them out? Are Toni and Dallas going to be at the final check-in with all the eliminated teams cheering on the final three or will their new passports not have come in yet? I can't wait to find out.
The TV and Film Guy's Reviews – you've already got your passport in hand.
Finally a leg with clues that require thinking! More please! I think this may have been one of the most interesting episodes all season.
Does it bother anyone that Nick/Starr have had it a little too easy? I do not remember a team this dominate for a whole season. Either they are going to cruise for the win or loose it in a crash and burn. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if DAndrew won.
Phil's Pants | Dec 1, 2008 3:26:58 AM | #I'm shocked that Dan and Andrew made it into the final three. Talk about horseshoes up the butt!
And, no, don't agree that Nick and Starr have had it a little too easy. Nick is just really good at staying calm, reading the clues carefully(which so many other teams don't do) and not allowing himself, or Starr (for the most part), panic/get overexcited. I'm hoping they win. Pretty sure that they must have set a record for the most 1st place showings in one season.
Oh, and about the passports. I'm sure one of two things happened: (1) the cab was tracked down by AR and they got the passports back, or (2) Toni and Dallas were sent to an embassy (does the US have an embassy in Russia these days with the history those two countries share or would they have to use another country's embassy?) to get emergency passports.
tupperkenn | Dec 1, 2008 5:41:36 AM | #There is always an Amazing Race cameraman in the front seat of the cab. I'm sure he saw to passports/money.
ellie | Dec 1, 2008 7:36:29 AM | #I was SO freaked out about the passports! They must have had a copy of theirs, at least, maybe on file with the show? Also my husband has been to Moscow many times and said there is NO WAY the "natives" there would give money to Americans on the street UNLESS the camera man was there with them.
Kate2 | Dec 1, 2008 8:18:36 AM | #I would think that there is some person that has to get the cab driver's signature to get permission to show his face on TV. So I would hope that they were able to get the passports at a later time. It would be sad if Toni and Dallas weren't able to be at the final finish line and were stuck in Russia.
I think it would be funny if Dan and Andrew actually won. Sadly, I could actually see it happening b/c Star could freak out if something went wrong or Tina would be stupidly thinking about their relationship at a time when they should be focused on winning the Million. Dan and Andrew, after seeming to whine and hate being in the race during the previous legs, seem to be so happy being in the final 3 that they may actually read and pay attention to their clues.
SLP | Dec 1, 2008 8:53:20 AM | #Does anybody think it interesting that there was a shot of the passport/money pack in the floor of the cab apparently as Dallas left the cab?
Was this shot done later as a fill-in or did the cameraman just ignore it and let them suffer the consequences?
Bill | Dec 1, 2008 9:04:58 AM | #Did anyone else notice at the beginning of the episode they didn't give each teams departure time? I wonder why?
Sue | Dec 1, 2008 9:28:39 AM | #ultimately, it came down to smarts, as many dumb mistakes dandrew made they never made the critical mistake which would take them out of the game beyond repair. Dallas is, frankly, not intelligent at all. Not knowing who stalin/lenin are? Forgivable. Not looking at the GUIDE which tells you? Not. Making huge stupid mistakes? Not. I hope starr finds a guy with a little more to offer.
Chris | Dec 1, 2008 9:31:54 AM | #I don't think the cameraman is allowed to say anything; there've been any number of other situations where we've seen a similar type of "uh-oh" close-up (e.g., DAndrew's shoes). It's my impression that cameramen are on the scene strictly as recorders, and any intervention (other than life-and-death, perhaps) is absolutely forbidden.
I think that's the fairest way to do it; imagine the benefits if a team had a really helpful, knowledgeable cameraman who said things like, "Don't you want your shoes?" and "Don't forget your passport!" The entire game would change.
mags | Dec 1, 2008 9:56:51 AM | #Didn't they have to go to page 62 in the book when it was handed to them, to find out where to go to find the next clue. Without that how did those with the wrong numbers know how about going to the author's home??? Except for Nick... we just saw saw the rest of them heading to the destination without seeing how they got that info! Or did I miss something... anyone care to fill me in?
jim from NJ | Dec 1, 2008 10:03:12 AM | #nevermind... they didn't get the book until they had the right number.... duh!
jim from NJ | Dec 1, 2008 10:09:19 AM | #jim from NJ,
They had to give the proper number to get the book to begin with. So once they had the book, they should have the right number.
Phil's Pants | Dec 1, 2008 10:12:43 AM | #Does anyone know what would have happened if Toni/Dallas had made it to the final three and not had passports? How would they fly to the next destination?
Wags | Dec 1, 2008 10:17:16 AM | #Jim, as we saw, all the team members doing the Roadblock did eventually get the correct numbers, so that was how they got to the location. The team members not doing the Roadblock were taken to the location to wait for their partners to successfully complete the task.
Beth | Dec 1, 2008 10:21:11 AM | #@Sue:
Yeah, I noticed that as well. Anyone have any idea why TAR would not give out the finish/start times in this episode? They've done for every episode that I can recall.
Was it so we wouldn't know how large a time lead each team had over the other?
Curious.
DAndrew getting splashed was certainly a staged shot, so I expect TAR recreated the shot of the passport/money pack being left in the cab, with the cameraman even zooming in on it.
Poor Toni! "I spent a lot on his education, but I am not sure he knows Lenin and Stalin." And he lost his mittens and left his math book at the playground, darn it!
George | Dec 1, 2008 11:14:38 AM | #About the (missing) arrival/departure times: They also did not say that the teams left 12 hours later, just that one was the first to depart, second to depart, etc.
That made me think that the departure times were manipulated, either to create a bunch-up, or more likely to conform to some Russian condition. The host government may not have wanted all these Americans running around Moscow at 3 AM!
Fred | Dec 1, 2008 11:18:52 AM | #Josh,
The building that Phil came out of to tell Dallas & Toni they were eliminated was the building where the lockers were. So basically, once Ken & Tine were officially named team number 3, Phil must have gone to where Toni & Dallas were.
Sue,
Yes, I noticed they didn't give the times and was hoping they would explain it at some point. I wonder why they didn't too.
| Dec 1, 2008 11:23:44 AM | #If the clue had just said "pony," then one might think Starr was an outside the box thinker, to consider "ponytail."
But, "Shetland pony???" Makes me wonder what hairstyles are popular in the British Isles this year.
Maybe Starr and Dallas are a perfect match, after all?
Tommy | Dec 1, 2008 11:25:59 AM | #Since the departure times are usually 12 hours after arrival at the pit stop, I assumed that the nature of the tasks precluded them from wandering around Moscow in the middle of the night.
The second Toni said to Dallas, "Here, take your passport," I knew they were dead meat. They succumbed to the dreaded Jan Jinx (i.e., I had been rooting for them).
In terms of winning lots of legs, Nick & Star are probably close to Rob & Amber, who also won quite a few the first time they were on.
Wags - on CBS.com a video with Toni & Dallas, Phil tells them even if they had finished in the top three, without their passports they could not have gotten on the plane so they would have been out of the race. He then asks them what are they going to do about their passports? How will they get home? Toni & Dallas reply they will try figure it out.
kat | Dec 1, 2008 12:09:51 PM | #Spoiler in the title... grumble...
The episode was fun. I'm very sorry it was Dallas and Tony who were eliminated, I liked them.
Kind of surprised that it seems to be the practice (established through dialogue) that in the detour, the working partner took all money and both passports. Why wouldn't the resting partner keep his own passport and part of the money?
Teams are never actually sent home except at the last - that's a figure of speech meaning removed from the game. Otherwise we'd know how the race came out.
Starr and Nick ran a perfect leg. Barring the unforeseen they should win this thing. That said, whoever wins, my primary hope is that victory depends on skill rather than cab drivers.
Maureen | Dec 1, 2008 12:15:32 PM | #Concerning Dallas and Toni losing their passports and money...it seems to me all they would have to do is locate the taxi or taxi company to retrieve their missing items. Even if neither one saw any distinguishing features to identify the taxi, the video footage would certainly have helped. I believe that the producers are making more out of this missing passport situation than it really is in order to create tension/drama.
Concerning Dan and Andrew, this leg was probably one of their best. No squabbles and no major screw ups. Going to the wrong park can't really be blamed on anything they purposely did, they just got a taxi driver who didn't understand where they wanted to go. Aside from getting splashed with water, a perfect leg for the frat brothers.
Also, did anyone catch that Andrew didn't actually read the information on page 62 of the book during the Fallen Monuments task (unless it was edited out). Andrew seemed to ask the local who helped him count the Lenin and Stalin statues if he knew where the author lived and took him there.
Overall, if the last leg has one or more equalizers (which it likely will by finishing in the U.S.), it could be anyone's game and although Nick and Starr would be considered the favorites, one cannot discount either Dan and Andrew or Ken and Tina.
Jay | Dec 1, 2008 12:44:28 PM | #Jay,
Yes, I did catch Andrew didn't actually look up the info in the book, but just asked the helper. I thought they might be penalized for that when they got to the mat.
| Dec 1, 2008 12:54:58 PM | #
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