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Sometimes watching My Name is Earl I get the feeling that the writers started with one idea for an episode only to decide that the episode was actually about something else entirely later. I had that feeling tonight, the episode started off being about a dent in the bar at the Crab Shack, but ended up being about Joy and Earl's marriage.
There is a great old Monty Python sketch where this guy goes to a place to "buy" an argument. Literally, he pays someone to argue with him, only the argument goes badly. The "professional" arguer just automatically negates anything the customer states rather than building a cohesive counter-argument. It went back and forth for a while and was a really funny bit, probably that's why Randy's conversation with Earl at the beginning of the show about Randy's wanting to be on the debate team was done in almost the exact same fashion (not that there's anything wrong with that).
That wasn't the thrust of the episode, but it intrigued me so I tell you about it. The actual episode (done mainly as a flashback) was -- at least it appeared initially -- about how Earl put a dent into the bar at the Crab Shack. The whole thing pretty much showed that rather than fixing the bar, Earl actually should have been apologizing to Joy... or perhaps Randy... or perhaps Joy on behalf of Randy... or Randy on behalf of Joy... or something like that, but I'm getting ahead of myself.
You see, many a year ago, Joy had been greatly looking forward to eating the stolen top layer of a wedding cake on her first anniversary to Earl. Only days before the big one year mark, she was desperate for the luck she thought the cake would bring her and went to eat it, only to discover it was cat poop instead of cake.
Long story short, it was drunk Randy's fault and, in Joy's eyes, therefore Earl's fault. As we know, present day Earl would have attempted to rectify the situation then and there, but bad Earl didn't so much care that Joy was pissed. Randy, however, did. He threw Joy and Earl a one year anniversary party at the Crab Shack and even pretended to Joy that it was all Earl's idea.
Randy is a sweet lug, but also a dumb one. Almost everyone at the party (save Randy and Earl's friends) had come out of Joy's little black book, and clearly Joy was never too discriminating. Okay, it's possible she didn't have much of a choice living in Camden, but still, there were some definite losers on that list and at the party.
And then Earl's cousin Blake (Jason Priestly) showed. Blake and Earl had problems ever since Blake ended up as a childhood backpack model and Earl hadn't. It only made their problems worse that Blake hadn't been invited as one of Earl and Randy's friends. That's right, Joy had been with Blake, and as she was still angry at Earl and Blake was her best option at the party, it began looking like she might be with him again.
What could Earl do, he had to set a small fire in a trash can in order to clear out the Crab Shack and end the party. It absolutely would have worked had killer bees not been visiting Camden at the same time. Given the choice between killer bees and a bar that may have been on fire, everyone chose the bar. That meant that everyone could see the great video Randy had made of Joy and Earl's life at home -- which pretty much consisted of Earl treating Joy badly -- and Earl only ending up in more hot water. Blake then added insult to injury mocking Earl (he gave the quote of the week which is listed below), which led to a brief fight in which Earl found his head pounded into the bar (hence the dent).
Things were looking pretty grim for Earl, Joy was even contemplating divorcing him, but then it all changed. One of Joy's crazy one-night stands ended up pulling a gun when a killer bee made its way into the bar. Terrified that Joy was either going to be shot or stung, Earl whipped the old corn dog stick out of his pocket and skewered the bee... apparently proving his love to Joy and bringing the night's main plot to a close.
Other bits and pieces:
Darnell and Catalina ended up in a phone booth to get away from the bees (Kenny and Patty joined them later) and it was there that Darnell gave Catalina the jump thing for Club Chubby. I always wondered how that came about.
So, Blake had the quote of the week -- "Hey cousin, it looks you're going to need a place to crash for a while. You can stay at my pad, I won't be there because even though we're still four months from Christmas, it looks like I'm going to be busy... spreading Joy."
What do you think, could Jason Priestly actually make it as a backpack model?
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FYI, in your other bits and pieces part, Darnell gave Catalina the jumping idea, not Joy. You know that, probably just a mistake.
Corey - thanks! you're right, just a typo, got it fixed now.
I must have been laughing because i didn't catch that quote by Jason Priestly! I haven't laughed that hard at an Earl episode since the first Cops episode. The dutch oven that Earl gave Joy practically had me on the floor!
JP's quote was priceless--one of the funniest things I've heard on tv in a long time.
I thought Randy's comment about making a video of Earl and Joy was funnier. As best i can remember:
"I got the idea from that guy on TV who always has those pedophiles coming to his kitchen. Maybe he ought to move."
Another great episode!! I think I liked the part in the phone booth the best--Catalina was still a virgin--afraid she'd die one--Patty had never gave it away free--Kenny hadn't been with a guy yet!! There was poor Darnell, he had fufilled every one's dreams!!
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Treasury prices surged, lowering the corresponding yields. The dollar tumbled versus major currencie and oil prices slumped.
The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) gained 0.4%, ending higher for the third session in a row. The last time the Dow gained for three straight sessions was in late August.
The Standard & Poor's 500 (SPX) index added 0.7%. The Nasdaq composite (COMP) lost 0.5%.
Stocks rose in the morning after the government announced a pair of new programs that will provide roughly $800 billion to increase the availability of consumer and mortgage lending. (Full story)
But the advance petered out and stocks plunged through the afternoon as investors sorted through weak economic readings and opted to cash out of some of the recent technology winners. The market ended in mixed territory.
"It's positive that the federal government is being proactive and the bond market certainly loves it today, because it's explicit demand for bonds," said Brian Battle, vice president at Performance Trust Capital Partners. "But the stock market is less certain."
He said stock investors may also be taking the scope of Tuesday's $800 billion announcement as a sign that things are actually as bad as some fear. The GDP and housing market reports added to those concerns.
There may also be frustration that despite the m***ive amounts of money being put to work by the government, the tangible improvement has been minimal, said Robert Loest, portfolio manager at Integrity Funds.
"All of this money is being used in an ad-hoc fashion that doesn't seem to be helping the job market or stabilizing the financial system," Loest said.
"I think we are creating a huge debt load and we're not really getting anywhere," he said.
On the plus side, he thinks the market is setting itself up for a short-term technical rally, due to both the psychology having gotten so bad recently and the enormous amount of cash on the sidelines.
Wednesday brings a buffet of economic reports, including readings on jobless claims, income and spending, manufacturing, housing and consumer sentiment.
Stocks surged Monday in a broad rally as Citigroup (C, Fortune 500)'s m***ive rescue package and President-elect Barack Obama's picks for his economic team pushed investors off the sidelines.
Including Friday's advance, the Dow gained 891.10 points for the period, its biggest two-session gain ever, according to Dow Jones. The two-day percentage gain of 11.8% was the biggest since October 1987. The S&P 500's rise of 13.2% was also its biggest two-session percentage gain since October 1987.
All financial markets are closed Thursday for Thanksgiving. Markets have a shortened session on Friday.
Economy: The U.S. economy saw its worst quarterly decline in seven years, the Commerce Department reported Tuesday. GDP declined at an annual rate of 0.5% in the third quarter versus an earlier reading of a decline of 0.3%. The drop in GDP was in line with expectations.
Although the U.S. is not officially considered to be in recession, it is generally believed to have been in recession since at least the start of the third quarter. The fourth quarter is expected to be the low point of the economic cycle and the first quarter of next year is expected to show weakness as well.
Another report showed the continued weakness of the housing market. The S&P Case-Shiller Home Price national index posted a 16.6% decline in the third quarter, the biggest drop on record.
But another report was a bit more upbeat, showing that consumer confidence recovered a bit in November from a record low hit in October.
Separately, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. (FDIC) said its watch list of problem banks spiked in the third quarter.
On the move: Big financial stocks continued to rise for a third session, including Citigroup (C, Fortune 500), JPMorgan Chase (JPM, Fortune 500), Morgan Stanley (MS, Fortune 500) and Goldman Sachs (GS, Fortune 500).
But many of the tech advancers of the last few sessions retreated, including Cisco Systems (CSCO, Fortune 500), Apple (AAPL, Fortune 500), Oracle (ORCL, Fortune 500) and Microsoft (MSFT, Fortune 500).
Late Monday, Hewlett-Packard (HPQ, Fortune 500) reported better-than-expected sales and revenue and forecast upbeat fiscal 2009 profit, matching its pre-announcement from a week earlier. However, analysts Tuesday questioned whether it would be able to maintain its sales pace considering the slowdown in tech spending. Shares fell 7%.
GM (GM, Fortune 500) shares continued to plunge amid worries about the ability of the company and the industry to stay afloat. (Full story)
In other news, BHP Billiton (BHP) is giving up its $68 billion all-stock hostile bid for fellow miner Rio Tinto (RTP), due to the downturn in commodities amid the economic slowdown. BHP shares gained 14.5%, while Rio shares fell 27%.
Market breadth was mixed and volume was moderate. On the New York Stock Exchange, winners beat losers two to one on volume of 1.88 billion shares. On the Nasdaq, decliners topped advancers five to four on volume of 2.52 billion shares.
Other markets: Asian markets rallied, with the Japanese Nikkei closing up 5.2%. European markets closed with moderate gains, with the London FTSE adding 0.4%.
U.S. light crude oil for January delivery fell $3.73 to settle at $50.77 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange.
Gasoline prices continued to slump to 3-1/2 year lows, with gas down 2.3 cents to a national average of $1.885 a gallon, according to a survey of credit-card activity released Tuesday by AAA. Prices have been dropping for over two months. In that time, prices have lost $1.97 a gallon, or over 51%.
The dollar gained versus the euro and the yen.
Bonds: Treasury prices rallied, lowering the yield on the benchmark 10-year note to 3.10% from 3.34% Monday. Last week, the 2-year, 10-year and 30-year government bonds all hit the lowest levels since the Federal Reserve started keeping records in 1962.
The yield on the 3-month Treasury bill rose to 0.115% from 0.105% Tuesday, not far from 68-year lows of zero. The 3-month - seen as the safest place to put money in the short term - last hit these levels in September as investor panic peaked.
The low yield means nervous investors would rather preserve their money despite no interest rather than risk the stock market.
Lending rates rose a bit. The 3-month Libor rate rose to 2.2% from 2.17% Monday, while overnight Libor rose to 0.93% from 0.8% Monday, according to Dow Jones. Libor is a key bank lending rate.
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