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Last week, DeAnna kissed love goodbye when she sent Graham packing. Who will 'The Bachelorette' allow into her, ahem, fantasy suite now? (Euphemism alert!) And, more importantly, does this make Graham the next Bachelor?
Greetings from beautiful Grand Bahama Island, where DeAnna will be attempting to put Graham out of her mind while liasing with Jeremy. She wants to see the fun side of Jeremy, not the yeah-well-BOTH-of-my-parents-died side of Jeremy. They travel to a small deserted island populated only by Jetskiis and while they have fun, DeAnna gets distant and feels like Jeremy is being standoffish. Maybe she's just projecting Graham-like characteristics onto Jeremy?? That night, they have a romantic dinner and she asks him leading questions like "do you looooooove....the Bahamas?" Jeremy is nervous and squirmy and of course DeAnna's automatic response is that he isn't opening up to her enough, just as it is her response to absolutely everything she dislikes. (Actually, that's not true. DeAnna has three responses: you're not opening up to me, my heart is breaking right now, and BRADBRADBRADBRADBRAD.) DeAnna offers Jeremy the fantasy suite card and he doesn't even let her finish talking before he's like "now? Now is good. Can we go now?"
And fade-in, morning, as a postcoital DeAnna reveals that her favorite thing about Jason is how excited he always is to see her. She and Jason go offroading, and Jason tries desperately to be more interesting. They take a really cool deck/raft thing to a picnic in a rainforest, and it's beautiful. She keeps her eyes open when she kisses him. Danger, Will Robinson! They both attempt kayaking for the first time. She just seems very...affectionate toward him. In a very friendly sort of way. At dinner, Jason essentially tells DeAnna that she is as important to him as his son, and DeAnna responds by offering him a fantasy suite card, which (like Jeremy) he doesn't even finish reading before acquiescing. Oh, and she just continues to stare at him and pull back a little every time he kisses her, and it's just painful to watch. Jason has bought her a gold sand dollar pendant and tells her that she has renewed his faith in love. Run, Jason! Run!
Another morning, another man, as DeAnna prepares for her date with Jesse. Oh, he's such a schlub. Wear a shirt with a collar! At least! They go horseback riding on the beach and kiss on their horses in the surf. They picnic and kiss on the sand, and she closes her eyes every single time he kisses her. Poor Jason. They make out in the ocean and have more chemistry, honestly, than she does with either of the other guys. More smooching at sunset in front of a bonfire before dinner on the beach. Heh. The wardrobe department continues to have one hell of a vendetta against DeAnna: she's dressed like Rue McClanahan on a vintage "Golden Girls." Jesse leads off the meal by asking when she wants to start a family, and they agree that right away would be good. She has some concerns about his lifestyle and his life plan in addition to some geographical concerns. He tells her that he's falling in love with her and she hands him the fantasy suite card and begins to unbuckle her belt. Not so fast, little lady! Jesse can't help you with that belt buckle until he gets the a-ok from Papa Pappas. Just joking! He'll totally have sex with you just like those other two guys you've had sex with in the last 48 hours!
This is the hardest decision DeAnna has had to make in the last week. And you guys! Guess what?! No, no, you could never guess in a million years, so I'll just go ahead and tell you. DeAnna's heart is BREAKING right now! I KNOW! But she draws upon some remarkable well of inner fortitude to give the first rose to Jesse and the second to Jason. Jeremy looks absolutely blindsided, poor guy. DeAnna proceeds to admit that she a. is stupid to send him home and b. has more of a connection with him than she does with the other two men. Um, so...wait, what? Jeremy tells DeAnna that he's in love with her and this is one of the worst days of his life. Oh, my god, this poor guy. Be strong, Jeremy! If nothing else this show has been like one long Jeremy Infomercial. I mean, you ladies would totally marry him, right? Right?
Next week: Meet Papa Pappas! Marry this girl!
Well, we've officially gotten rid of the Shirtless Contingent. Sigh. I think Jesse's too immature for DeAnna and I think DeAnna's too immature to be a mom, so I can't see anything good coming of either of these two matches. Thoughts?
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I think she is still reeling over the fact that Brad didn't pick her and or give her closure. Now some poor guy is going to have to spend the rest of his life (the next two months) proving that he loves her and is grateful that she picked him.
It seems her criteria for a husband is whoever professes his love the most.
It is disgusting the way Deanna lights up when someone says they are in love with her. How many guys could have lasted longer if they had just said the magic sentence?
I was shocked Jeremy went home, and even more shocked, cause that means Jason is staying... every time she kissed Jason, Deanna's eyes were wide open. I feel like she has to choose Jesse because they had GREAT chemistry : ) I heart Jesse!!!
Jeremy is amazing...he needs to be he next bachelor...
i dont even care who she picks now
i don't care either, this really IS just stupid....
i'm not exactly a prude, but sex with 3 guys in a row like an ***embly line is just pathetic (i think we are to ***ume that she had sex with them all, right?) so, "gee, now i have to pick my husband."
and the 2 guys left just look stupid, especially in the preview next week they are both on one knee (proposing i presume). poor saps.
It's all so much fun albeit sooo unrealistic. I find myself glued every week. I felt very sorry for Jeremy and still can't understand why the guys hated him so much. No matter what anyone says, it IS a competition!
I just don't understand Deanna. Graham did have issues w/ commitment so...OK I'll give her that one...but to send Jeremy home this week????? WHAT???? He is the perfect guy. Really, he is. I live in Dallas and if I was not married I'd be hunting him down!!!!
I actually don't care who she picks. I've never felt this way about the end before but I really don't care.
I want Jeremy to be the next Bachelor!!!!!LUV HIM!!!!!
Just because they went to her room dosen't mean they had sesx. Come on people!
I like her with Jason. I think he brings everything she needs. Jesse dosent havev his life together yet. And as for Jeremy, he just wanted to win. I dont think he had feelings for her at all.
Yeah last night was just another shocker. I understand DeAnna doesn't wanna risk her heart so she's going for her true feelings. But the way she talks makes you believe (and this could just be ABC) that she was most in love with Graham last week and Jeremy this week. Her ridiculous words like someone said of the biggest connection is exactly what relationships are based off of, a real connection.
Sometimes I get that those connections can be mistaken for real emotions of love but come on she didnt look at any other guy that way nor did she give anyone else more attention, maybe she just tried to figure that out.
Graham was definitely not ready so she made the right decision there. I think she could very easily regret this and she may not even choose either man in the end just like Jen Scheff.
Jeremy rubs people the wrong way because he's everything they are not, pure, honest and real. And that is intimidating to alot of people.
DeAnna I hope you find what you really need, Jason is your most stable bet @ this point and if just being a stepmom is what you want and that is the connection you want then I hope it works out, you do look good together anyways.
i REALLY FEEL dEANNA IS VERY HARD PRESSEDIN THE NEXT FINAL PICK SITUATION. sHE IS DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR PERFECT...NOT GOING TO EVER HAPPEN...hAVE A bAby through a sperm donor..then get a grip ...no guy could ever put up with all your demands and the fact you are still grieving over Brad Womack. (and ...oh yes..I thought every time she kissed Jason her eyes were open, shows something right there) this will be another Bachelorette season in vain. Jesse will never make it through the tough-test of dating in a post bachelorette setting..and perhaps he might not be able to get a job as a professional snowborder when he is 45-50.years old! No income PLEASE DEANNA needs an income..to buy better clothes.. I also might say she looked alot fuller in the face when she announced she was engaged. Brad must thave re-entered the picture.. Poor Deanna. she made us girls look we desperate...and that is so not true. What happened to fate and letting God give you what u need/ HELP CM
Ok so I watched last nite too. I was not surprised at all that she sent Jeremy home. She kept saying things like, "you're perfect", "my life with you would be perfect", blah blah blah. Almost to good to be true. I also think Jeremy will be the next bachelor. As for kissing with your eyes open, well I do that too. I don't know why but I do. It does not mean that you're not into the person you're kissing for me it's more of a thing I have. I don't know, I guess I just want to see their faces. When I noticed that DeAnna kissed with her eyes open, I was like, "I'm not the only one who does that, yea!!!"
She'll pick Jason.