Premierewatch: 'Farmer Wants a Wife'

Get ready for sexually stilted farm comments, citified observations, cheesy elimination ceremonies and lots of tanned shirtlessness. The Bachelor goes bucolic with the premiere of Farmer Wants a Wife. More »

The folks on Top Chef: Chicago had to cook like mere mortals this week, which blew their minds. More »

Last week on 'America's Next Top Model', Lauren Frankenwalked her way back to the States after she and the rest of the ladies murdered la lingua Italiana in a Cover Girl commercial. More »

Hey guys, I'm subbing in for Josh this week, and before I begin, the TV Bloggers' Code of Transparency in Recapping requires me to point out that tonight's Boston Legal is about the '08 election and cloned meat, and I am an unabashedly liberal political nerd and a vegan. More »

After a Tuesday show that saw the musical attributes of the American Idol Top Five overshadowed by Paula Abdul's perplexing and new-found ability to predict the future, which contestant would be heading home on Wednesday (April 30)? And why can't Paula just tell us the results in advance and save me an hour? More »

When watching a cooking show, there comes a time when simple dishes get a big makeover and, to my delight, the time for Hell's Kitchen to "Sandy" up a dish. That's right. That's a Grease reference. More »

Now what I'm going to say might sound at first like a negative, but trust me, it's a positive: I wish there wasn't another episode of Reaper this season. More »

The Drama Dial was turned up to "11" tonight on Dancing with the Stars as we had both Cristian's injury and an elimination to contend with. Cue ominous music! More »

I got no thrills from Dolly Parton Night. Mariah Carey Night didn't thrill me at all. So tell me why, should it be right, that I'm hoping to get a kick out of Neil Diamond Night? Would the American Idol Tuesday (April 29) Two-fer Tribute to the Jazz Singer live up to my expectations? More »

Last week, 'The Bachelor' made a huge mistake and sent sweet, adorable Noelle - and her dimples - packing. Now he's going to take Shayne to Barbados, and let the other two remaining spinsters tag along in the hopes that they will somehow win his heart. More »